Saturday, 25 November 2023

Halloween 2023 Round Up Part 1: Reviews of The Wendigo (USA 2022), All Fun and Games (USA/UK/Canada 2023), There's Something Wrong with the Children (USA 2023), When Evil Lurks (Argentina/USA 2023), Beneath Us All (USA 2023), Spirit of Fear (USA 2023), Sammy Slick: Vampire Slayer (USA 2023), Run Rabbit Run (Australia 2023), Birth/Rebirth (USA 2023), Allensworth (USA 2022) and Scala!!! Or, the Incredibly Strange Rise and Fall of the World's Wildest Cinema and How It Influenced a Mixed-up Generation of Weirdos and Misfits (UK 2023)

For the month of October 2023 – culminating in Halloween, of course - I decided to do capsule reviews of 31 horror movies released this year which I’d not previously seen. There aren’t 31 entries in this post (there are actually 22) as some are UK films and as such are included in various BHFF2023 posts; others appeared on the Bloody Flicks site. Here are the rest, split over two posts.

The Wendigo (USA 2022: Dir Jake Robinson)
 The Wendigo is a mythical creature whose origins date back to stories told by American First Nation people. Popularised as a result of the creepy 1910 novella by Algernon Blackwood, the Wendigo has enjoyed a fitful career on the big screen, mostly notably in Larry Fessenden’s low budget creepathon Wendigo back in 2001.

Director Jake Robinson’s first feature is a good example of a new generation of filmmakers embracing the hoary old ‘found footage’ format, now entering its third decade. Logan (Tyler Gene) is a social media star who live streams his exploration of a section of Appalachian trails and, on camera, is whisked away by a horned beast. Logan’s social media comrades launch an expedition to find him, only to find that some rival Youtubers have had the same idea; needless to say it doesn’t end well for any of them.

The ’new wave’ of found footage here weaves in the complexity of vacuous social media personalities treating each other like shit and trying to max their likes, before it becomes a Costco The Evil Dead; suffice to say that the legend of the Wendigo becomes rather an afterthought. The woods look great but this is poor stuff; mercifully the whole thing is over in just over an hour.


All Fun and Games (USA/UK/Canada 2023: Dir Eren Celeboglu, Ari Costa)
 Grim (but not in a good way), this PG-13 horror has a dysfunctional family – three kids, distracted mum and her feckless brother - living in Salem, Mass. Popular belief maintains that the horrific and satanic history of the town can be entirely explained away as the persecution and death of many innocent young women at the hands of awful men.

But apparently there are actual supernatural histories of the area too – one of these concerns a knife that possesses its owners and drives them to do awful things. Passed on through history the knife finds its way into the hands of the youngest child of the family, Jo (Benjamin Evan Ainsworth) and thence to oldest boy Marcus (Asa Butterfield, surely fulfilling some contractual obligation here). The knife possesses, children and (real) witches from the 17th Century return, and it’s all a terrible mess, clocking in at a still regularly watch checking 75 minutes.

There’s a lush score by Alex Belcher to heighten the drama, but it has to do all the work as there’s precious little among the largely teeny cast. Dull.

There’s Something Wrong With the Children (USA 2023: Dir Roxanne Benjamin)
Sometimes the viewing palate cries out for a good old-fashioned bit of filmmaking, competently produced and directed, well played, with a story that remains satisfying while not going anywhere new. Roxanne Benjamin’s first ‘fantastic’ feature delivers all of this.

Two couples, one childless - Ben (Zach Gilford) and Margaret (Alisha Wainright) - and the other, Ellie (Amanda Crew) and Thomas (Carlos Santos) with two kids, Lucy (Briella Guiza) and younger brother Spencer (David Mattle), rent cabins in the woods for a vacation together. The parents have been through a few things, and the childless pair have too, but they’ve clearly known each other a while and so time away seems like a good idea.

While out for a walk, the group come across a strange building filled with corridors and steep, lethal drops. Lucy and Spencer seem transfixed with the place. Later Ben and Margaret offer to put the kids up overnight at their cabin to give Ellie and Thomas some much needed alone time, but the morning after the children have disappeared from their beds. On searching for them Ben tracks the pair to the building visited the previous day, only to see them jump to their deaths into one of the site’s deep holes. But when he returns to the cabins, unsure how to break the news of the fatalities, Ben is surprised to see Lucy and Spencer, full of beans, but subtly changed into something monstrous – and murderous.

TSWwtC looks back to two evil moppet movies for its influence; Tom Shankland’s 2008 UK movie The Children, and the classic 1976 Spanish film Who Can Kill a Child? aka ¿Quién puede matar a un niño? And rather like those movies, Benjamin doesn’t disclose precisely who (or what) has taken over the kids (apart from a shadowy glimpse of something insect like and the children’s obsession with beetles). There are the usual present and correct narrative moments – Ben’s previous mental health issues mean that his suspicions about the kids go unbelieved by the adults, and nobody except Ben sees the children at their worst – and Benjamin builds the tension well, teasingly holding off the mayhem until the last possible moment. The film is also good at skewering that awkward thing of childless couples having to deal with friends’ kids with no experience of childrearing themselves. Good stuff.

When Evil Lurks aka Cuando acecha la maldad (Argentina/USA 2023: Dir Demián Rugna)
 Don’t expect Señor Rugna to give you any easy answers in this very strange, and occasionally incredibly disturbing Argentinian fright flick.

Brothers Pedro (Ezequiel Rodriguez) and Jimmy (Demian Salomon) are concerned. In a farmhouse on the edge of their village a large, decaying man called Uriel – alive but with all the hallmarks of a bloated corpse – lies on a bed; they refer to him as ‘a rotten’. Precisely what this means is never really explained, but the infected man can only be despatched by a specialist – called a cleaner – provided by the Ministry.

The only problem is that the cleaner appointed lies in bloody pieces, attacked en route to his task; so it’s left for non qualifieds Pedro and Jimmy to load the body onto a truck and drive it hundreds of kilometres away from civilisation. But they manage to lose the body on the way, which spells trouble for the brothers and the local community; the ‘rotten’ is highly contagious and this disease spread has all the hallmarks of zombie cannibalism.

Pedro visits his estranged wife and child, with a view to abducting his offspring and getting as far away as possible as quickly as possible. But that plan fails, and Pedro and Jimmy find themselves enmeshed in an increasingly deadly situation.

Honestly it’s kind of difficult to get a handle on the nature of the threat in When Evil Lurks; all the audience knows is that it’s a sly and very bloody one. Therefore there’s no neat cause/effect narrative, and the advice provided to stave off a ‘rotten’ infestation by one of the cast – something about no light, no shooting, not calling it by its name – is intriguing but baffling.

But the effectiveness of the movie lies, and is saved by, its horrid details: a dog savaging a little girl, who appears unharmed in the next scene; a mother chewing on the brains of her offspring, strobed in a car’s headlights; and a wife killing her husband, and then herself – with an axe – to stop the spread of infection. When Evil Lurks may not equal the sum of its parts, but some of those parts are incredibly effective.

Beneath Us All (USA 2023: Dir Harley Wallen)
 I couldn’t work out whether the title of this film was a nod to the evil that lurks at the heart of humans, or some more general comment on the worth of the film. Turns out both are right.

Wallen, this movie’s director and a former martial artist, apparently has a bit of a fanbase, people seeing him as a powerhouse filmmaker who’s churned out a number of horror movies in quick succession; now I haven’t seen his last two efforts, 2022’s Ash and Bone and this year’s The Devil’s Left Hand, but based on Beneath Us All I’m good thanks.

Evil foster parents Todd (Sean Whalen) and Janelle (Maria Olsen) have a gaggle of kids at their house, but they’re wrong’uns; they both day drink and Todd supplements their income through gambling. Among their brood is 17 year old Julie (Angelina Danielle Cama) who, being a late teenager, is wise to Todd and Janelle’s dodginess, and is keen to flee the nest.

Meanwhile social worker Rebecca (Kaiti Wallen, the director’s wife, who appears in all of her husband’s movies) has relocated to the area in which Todd and Janelle live and has got her beady eye on the unsavoury couple and the harm they might be causing to the kids. But Julie has found her own salvation, courtesy of a 1000 year old Scandinavian vampire who she has been psychically drawn to and has dug up; and after being woken from his slumber he is desirous of blood.

This, my friends, is pretty much all there is to the movie, which is fairly bloodless, literally and narratively. It reminded me of one of those movies put out by Charles Band’s Full Moon Features, but without any of the campy fun. This is very much a locally produced flick too; product placement for, among other things, a neighbourhood IPA suggests where some of the finance may have come from.

Keeping it in the family Wallen also includes his two little kids in the cast (I suppose it saved on babysitting fees) and the director also pops up as a detective. It’s not a bad movie, just a dull one, but if it has its fans, well good luck to them.

Spirit of Fear (USA 2023: Dir Alex Davidson)
 More indie US fare, low low budget but some decent ideas at work here. Chris (Christopher Lee Page) wakes up in a house he doesn’t recognise. There’s blood all over one of his arms but it doesn’t look like he cut himself. Walking around the house he sees various post it notes, including one on the front door advising him not to go out and a similar one on the entrance to the basement. There’s also one advising him not to spend too long in the bathroom; wise words, apparently, as there’s something demonic lurking behind the shower curtain. Oh and he works out that the notes are in his writing.

Chris finds an old 8mm projector, initially unloaded with film, which later shows footage of him with a woman and child – his wife and daughter? A later descent into the forbidden basement will show him further visions which may be echoes from a past life.

The almost dialogue free depiction of one person’s search for the reason he’s in the house, revealed through small clues which he must piece together, reminded me of those old first person walk around observation games like ‘Myst’. Unfortunately unlike that game it’s Chris in control and everything is revealed very slowly, and we have to deal with a lot of emoting on the way.

Thankfully the whole thing is explained – well sort of – with a last scene that’s pretty clever and provides a different spin on a classic genre setup. It still doesn’t add up, although I’m sure the director, Alex Davidson, would be keen to explain it to you; it feels like a real labour of love story. Even at 75 minutes Spirit of Fear rather drags, but it’s good to see something different being attempted.

Sammy Slick: Vampire Slayer (USA 2023: Dir Christopher Leto)
 Regional indie horror filmmaking courtesy of prolific director Leto. This one comes all the way from Ybor City and Tampa, Florida.

Sammy Slick (Klein Wong) is a private eye come vampire hunter, whose twin skills allow him to do the spade work on the location of the undead and then despatch them, Buffy style. Sammy’s PA Ashley (Ariella Aegen) is, we soon find out, also a slayer, disguising her vampire hunting chops by providing secretarial services.

But the pair realise they need to team up when they’re faced with Sofia (Barbara Sulova), a mean uber vampiress who’s running a nest of bloodsuckers behind the façade of a strip club. To stake out Sofia, Sammy and Ashley must face a whole heap of befanged henchmen and strippers.

SS:VS is cheap, cheap, cheap and really shouldn’t work; but it does. A lot of this is down to Wong and Aegen who make a great pair, wisecracking and will-they-won’t-they flirting through the movie, but both able to throw some moves when they need to. The supporting cast of vampires is also good value and everyone looks like they had great fun making the thing; no-one is taking this particularly seriously and the movie is all the better for it. I had a great time watching this and – spoiler alert – would love Sammy and Ashley to return for more vampire adventures.

Run Rabbit Run (Australia 2023: Dir Daina Reid)
 Sarah (Sarah Snook) lives with her young daughter Mia (Lily LaTorre) and leads an emotionally precarious life. Divorced, and dealing with the recent death of her father, she’s also busily ignoring calls from the rest home where her estranged mother (Greta Scacchi) lives.

Mia begins to act strangely, increasingly defying her mother (nothing strange there, I hear you comment); she takes an increasing interest in Sarah’s sister Alice, who went missing at the age of 7, assuming the missing sibling’s name, and being mistaken for her when Mia and Sarah visit her mother. A stay at Sarah’s parents’ house exacerbates Mia’s disassociation and her mother’s poor mental state, and a family secret gradually exposes itself.

This is director Reid’s first feature, but her background in TV means that Run Rabbit Run remains focused on Snook and LaTorre for most of its running time; their performances are consistently powerful, even if the story they’re in feels overstretched and inconclusive. The supernatural elements of the movie only really surface towards its close but remain oblique. But this is still impressive for the most part, just not as gripping as it could have been.

Birth/Rebirth (USA 2023: Dir Laura Moss)
 I’m slightly staggered that Birth/Rebirth is director Moss’s first feature; it’s an assured, grim but deftly handled piece, centring on a doctor, Rose Casper (a superb performance from Marin Ireland) and her attempts to return the dead to life.

It’s difficult to work out whether Rose is incredibly committed to her calling, nuts, or a combination of both; the lengths to which she uses herself, and others, to achieve her aims, makes it difficult to work out. In one of her first scenes, for example, Rose approaches a random guy in a bar, offers to masturbate him, collects the semen and, when home, artificially inseminates herself. That this act is part of a wider plan only becomes obvious as the movie progresses, when Rose’s life collides with a nurse, Celie (Judy Reyes) with whom she works. Celie is equally committed to her job, so much so that, as a single mother, she sometimes offloads her little daughter Lila (A.J. Lister) onto a neighbour so that she can work. Following Rose’s ‘no phones’ rule on the ward (and thus tying the two women’s fates together), Celie misses calls that Lila has become sick, and is consumed with guilt when the child dies.

But Celie’s attempts to see her daughter’s body are frustrated by the news that it has gone; it’s been taken by Rose who, after a successful experiment bringing a dead pig back to life, has transported Lila back home for her next challenge. Celie’s discovery of this fact leads to the pair entering into a bizarre domestic partnership; she moves in with Rose and together they resurrect and care for the little girl, with perhaps inevitably tragic results.

Perhaps the strangest take on Mary Shelley’s ‘Frankenstein; or the Modern Prometheus’ you’re ever likely to see, both Reyes and Ireland are superb in their roles, but it’s the latter’s film. Rose is an extraordinary character, played as a combination of Frasier Craine’s ex wife Lilith (Bebe Neuwirth) and Sofia Helin’s on the spectrum Saga character from The Bridge. But the really clever thing going on here is that Moss manages to cut the drama with some mordant humour, making this a difficult but fulfilling watch. It’s definitely one of my films of the year.

Allensworth (USA 2022: Dir James Benning)
 It may seem a little unusual to include this disturbingly lyrical documentary in my Spooktober lineup (even the title I’ve given the season provides a whiff of discomfort in the context of this film) but bear with me.

Allensworth is a ghost story; of sorts. The town was the first in America to be founded, financed and governed by Black Americans. It was founded in 1908 by Allen Allensworth, a Chaplain of the United States army, who established the land for the purposes of “a colony of orderly and industrious African Americans who could control their own destiny.” The town flourished in the years following its creation but its success was brief; following its founder’s untimely death in 1914, a combination of its location near a railroad that was subsequently redirected (as was the town’s water supply, causing a failure of crops) caused the town to dwindle, leading to its eventual demolition in 1966.

James Benning’s documentary splits itself into twelve months of a year; most of the months ‘shown’ depict a building in the town (most of the buildings are rebuilds of the originals following the creation of the area as a heritage State Park in 1974) shot in a series of static five minute shots. The only signs of life are passing cars and trains and the odd person occasionally seen in the periphery of the picture. The only break in this succession of haunting images occurs when a teenage girl named Faith Johnson, authentically dressed and reading a series of poems written contemporaneously by Lucille Clifton; the poems provide fragments of the struggle felt by the occupants of Allensworth, and thus context for the images we see.

Allensworth is both an exercise in hauntology and a memorial to a pioneering experiment that burned brightly but too quickly. It’s a documentary that requires patience but has a cumulatively powerful impact.

Scala!!! Or, the Incredibly Strange Rise and Fall of the World's Wildest Cinema and How It Influenced a Mixed-up Generation of Weirdos and Misfits (UK 2023: Dir Ali Catterall, Jane Giles)
It’s been thirty years since the Scala in Kings Cross closed as a movie house; that’s a whole generation timewise. But this ragged, heartfelt documentary about the Scala’s history as a little bit of 42nd St in London, brings it all back.

Separated into three sections, the doc covers the cinema’s origins in Tottenham St (acknowledging but playing only fleeting attention to the infamous all nighters there, which mixed bands and underground movies), then spends the bulk of its running time looking at the Pentonville Rd site. A third section covers the venue’s forced closure as a cinema and its renaissance as a club.

For anyone who went to the place in either of its incarnations (guilty as charged), Scala!!! (the full title and exclamation marks is a tribute to Ray Dennis Steckler’s most famous film The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies!!?) serves as a fabulous time machine, although a lack of photos and filmed footage means that most of those memories are recalled via interview (we do get some excellent movie clips though); the weird audiences, the deaths on site, and the venue’s two lovely cats are all covered, as is the venue’s cultural – and counter cultural - significance. For anyone who wasn’t born when the place closed its doors as an independent cinema – as the result of a financially crippling court case following an ‘illegal’ screening of A Clockwork Orange, although sources in the film hint that the place was just too ‘other’ for the Government at the time, who were looking for an excuse to strike – I’m not sure that Scala!!! will be anything other than a curio.

But if just one person watches the doc and, as a result, decides to programme independent cinema in their home town, or even asks the question as to when their multiplex will show anything other than the latest big budget compubuster, this documentary will have done its work.

Thursday, 23 November 2023

NEW WAVE OF THE BRITISH FANTASTIC FILM 2021 #16: Reviews of Surveilled (UK 2021), Blithe Spirit (UK 2021), The Kindred (UK 2021), Repeat (UK 2021), The Power (UK 2021) and Snuff Video (UK 2021)

Surveilled (UK 2021: Dir James Smith) The partnership of Smith and producer/writer Caroline Spence is one of the small scale success stories of indie British filmmaking. 

Creators of a series of thriller movies, unbelievably shot on iPhones on next to nothing budgets but with incredibly high production values, their output is nothing less than remarkable. Surveilled is at its heart a fairly basic if labyrinthine murder mystery, but it's full of interesting quirks that make it stand out from the crowd and earn itself a place in a 'Fantastic Films' round up.

Much to the police's annoyance, someone is killing the occupants of Clairmont (actually Loughborough, Leicestershire); all that is known about the killer is that they use a hook as a murder weapon and wear a plague mask. Also, the method of murder and pattern of victims matches exactly the plot of the successful 'Plague Doctor' novels by someone called L C Morana. 

Desk bound CCTV geek Joe (Gavin Gordon) uses his skills to provide material for the extortion and blackmail of others (although his mum thinks he should get out more); his monitoring of a local businessman, William Marshall (Robert Roworth), a guy with a secret, leads Joe to think he might be a likely culprit for the murders. Joe's curiosity piqued, he poses as a client for sessions with William's psychiatrist wife Dr Laura Carlyon (Melanie Aumann), who's also suspicious regarding her husband's out of town activities. But the truth, involving a dark sect surrounding Morana, is far stranger.

While Surveilled does that annoying thing of having half the cast speaking in variously successful US accents (including a TV news reporter whose on the spot posts suggest, despite visual evidence to the contrary, that Clairmont might not be in the UK), this glitch is easily ignored once the plot gets a grip (Spence is a successful international screenwriter and boy it shows, even if some of the cast don't exactly bring their lines to life). The movie's narrative twists and turns, together with the stylish look of the thing, convince that you're watching a production far exceeding its meagre budget. CCTV and 'live action' are seamlessly interlinked, and the film even finds time for a couple of odd (and cleverly animated) dream sequences. OK it doesn't all hang together but I'd fight the person who doesn't applaud the effort.

Blithe Spirit (UK 2021: Dir Edward Hall) The son of the famous Sir Peter Hall, theatre director Edward, chose this as the subject for his first feature. And after struggling through all 96 minutes of it, my first (and last) question remains 'why?'

I've seen Noel Coward's play, and the reasonably faithful 1945 screen version. While both are reasonably entertaining, neither is a classic, and it's difficult to know what could have possessed Hall to see the advantage of another adaptation for our times. For the two of you unfamiliar with the story, socialite and novelist Charles Condomine (Dan Stevens) is struggling to create a screenplay out of one of his own books, much to the annoyance of his bland second wife Ruth (Isla Fisher). Charles has unresolved issues following the untimely death of his first missus Elvira (a spirited - pun intended - performance from Leslie Mann). Seeking inspiration for his writing, he organises celebrity medium Madame Arcarti (Judi Dench) to carry out a seance at his house; Arcati may be an old faker but on this occasion manages to summon an actual spirit - the ghost of Elvira - who on her return to the corporeal world proceeds to make Charles's life hell.

While Blithe Spirit certainly looks the part - helped by exteriors being filmed on location at the beautiful art deco pile Joldwynds in Surrey - this is otherwise an absolute dud. Hall prises the action off the stage (the '45 version was very static) but in so doing jettisons most of the wit of the original play in favour of pratfall comedy. With the exception of Mann, whose physical performance raises her above the limits of the production, most of the performances are incredibly lacklustre; Fisher tries and fails to disguise her Aussie accent, and even Dench plays the Arcati role flatly and with little gusto. It's a 'Fantastic' film only by virtue of the inclusion of ghosts - in no other way does it justify the word. Awful.

The Kindred (UK 2021: Dir Jamie Patterson) It's a common thing for contemporary fright flicks to start with a prologue, often out of cinematic habit than for any specific narrative purpose. The Kindred's prologue is intrinsic to its twisty story and it's one that the filmmakers want you to keep in mind throughout the film; a distraught, pregnant Helen (April Pearson) is seen fleeing from her father's upper floor municipal flat, but when she reaches the street dad's body crashes from his balcony onto the pavement, causing Helen to step back into the road, where she's hit by a passing car.

While her father dies Helen survives the accident, awakening to find that a) she's been in a coma for the past year and remembers little of what happened and b) she has, miraculously, been able to birth a baby when in that state. Her supportive husband Greg (Blake Harrison) also breaks the news that he's had to sell the family house to make ends meet and has been forced to move into Helen's dad's flat (bequeathed in his will); she will return to the place where she grew up, and the scene of her last, albeit broken, memory.

Helen's piecing together of why her father jumped to his death, and her gradual reintegration into society - and the role of being a mother to a child with whom she's had no maternal connection - are the twin stories which drive The Kindred; a third element, featuring corner of the eyes glimpses of ghostly children, ushers in an almost unwanted - and forced - supernatural narrative (including Steve Oram on guest duties as a workaday psychic, employed by Helen to try and contact her father) which crowds events and serves only to pave the way for the end of movie reveal. It almost threatens to, but thankfully doesn't, scupper the whole thing; overall the film does well with a slow pace, good performances from Pearson and Harrison, and a resistance to depicting tower block living as something squalid and crime ridden. Homes are homes, after all: it's some of the people that live in them that one should fear most.

Repeat (UK 2021: Dir Grant Archer, Richard Miller)
 Archer and Miller's debut feature is a bewildering fusion of ideas, reminiscent in theme to Paolo Leite's 2018 movie Inner Ghosts. The movie focuses on brilliant, erratic scientist Ryan Moore (Tom England) who has, through extensive experimentation and more than a little luck, managed to construct a machine that can talk to the dead.

But Moore's obsessive drive to go deeper into his discovery (like all inventors he's restless to make it better) masks a personal tragedy, which has made life between him and wife Emily (Charlotte Ritchie from Ghosts, brilliant as always) extremely difficult; the abduction from school and subsequent disappearance of their daughter Sam (Ellila-Jean Wood). Ryan is desperate for contact but dreads success, as it will mean that their daughter has died. 

Repeat spends a lot of its running time pondering the moral issues surrounding Moore's invention, quickly narrowing its focus to the relationship between Ryan and Emily; any couple going through the anguish felt by parents over a missing child would find it difficult to hold their partnership together; the added difficulty of Ryan being able to bridge the psychic gap to know the otherwise unknown brings the couple to breaking point. 

I loved this movie; the science is pleasingly head scratchy but the drama is real and never overplayed, with standout performances from England and Ritchie. The title makes sense only in the final part of the film, but Archer and Miller never overexplain what we're seeing; if things gets confusing that's a good thing. And Repeat is a very good thing indeed.

The Power (UK 2021: Dir Corinna Faith)
Blimey. Cast aside thoughts of her roles in Mrs Harris Goes to Paris and Sanditon when you see Rose Williams in this one. Williams plays Val, a new nurse assigned to a Victorian hospital in East London (the atmospheric Blythe House doing great atmospheric stand in work). It's 1974, the height of the Unions/Government face off which has resulted in regular power cuts. Val, who grew up in a children's home and faced abuse there, is nervous in her new role, her anxiety exacerbated by the stern authority figures at the hospital and having to work a late shift in blackout conditions.

But Val is about to discover that the hospital harbours horrors both of a human and non human kind; from Babs (Emma Rigby), a fellow nurse who knew and bullied Val when at the home, to something far darker in the hospital's basement, which triggers and builds on the young nurse's experience of abusive authority.

Faith's coruscating debut feature - an amazing feat, controlled and powerful without resorting to haunted house cliches - is filmed almost entirely in semi darkness, all hand held lamps flickering off tiled walls and just heard muttering. Val is all heart, taking under her wing a little Indian girl (Shakira Rahman) and facing down figures of authority, both men and women, who ostensibly hold the 'power' of the title. At the centre of this is Rose Williams's performance; Val is vulnerable but powerful, refusing to be a victim and through that refusal channeling a power that is both redemptive and horrific. Powerful stuff indeed.

Snuff Video (UK 2021: Dir Tony Newton)
The world of British Fantastic Film is a broad church indeed, and there's none so broad as Tony Newton, that's for sure. 

Along with others like Joe Cash and the Trash Arts team, the director mines a particularly grungy seam of filmmaking, obsessed with the glitchy VHS format, whose antecedents include enfant terrible Jörg Buttgereit and, further back, Richard Kern and Nick Zedd. Newton's output is prodigious; little has been released in the UK and mostly comprises segments in US produced anthology movies. 

Snuff Video, released on DVD in the USA, represents a feature of sorts for Newton, and is therefore worth including here - ish. Let's be clear, there's no story; sandwiched between audition footage of two wannabe scream queens (Harmony Filth and Elizabeth D'Ambrosio), Newton, in his 'Gore Zombie' guise, interviews and secures a video disclaimer from a woman, Susan Smith. There's some of Newton's 'faux' trailers for his other movies, then a lengthy scene in which Smith, a rather unwilling participant, is filmed sitting in a bath of fake blood, preparing for Mr Newton to 'murder' her on camera.

After a lot of setup footage arranging the shots and filming the scene, Newton does actually kill - and dismember - the actress. An end title card tells us that the woman has since gone missing, and Gore Zombie is also dead. And that's it folks. It's difficult to know who would be interested in seeing this; perhaps the only interesting thing is Newton's opening direct to camera interview in which he talks about how his obsession with extreme horror started. I blame the parents.

Tuesday, 14 November 2023

NEW WAVE OF THE BRITISH FANTASTIC FILM 2021 #15: Reviews of Haunted 5: Phantoms (UK 2021), Doctor Prim (UK 2021), No One Gets Out Alive (UK 2021), Lair (UK 2021), Absolute Denial (UK 2021) and The Show (UK 2021)

Haunted 5: Phantoms (UK 2021: Dir Steven M. Smith) This isn't a great way to re-kick start my round up of Fantastic Films from 2021 (see my moans about Haunted 4 in a previous post), but the project is all about being comprehensive, so let's get going. Smith is back with the fifth of his 'Haunted' series; lucky us, but on the plus side it could be the last.

Smith's focus has now moved from the house in Erith featured in H4: Demons to, well, the pub over the road. The Corner Pin public house is therefore, not as presenter Andrew Robinson (Chris Bell) states, in south London - it's Kent. It was also not, as he informs us, "built in 1844"; try 1958.

Jon-Paul Gates returns as 'The Medium' although he's keen to point out that he's not a psychic, but just has 'psychic inclinations'. He does, however, still have his spirit guide Frank. Another member of the team with her spirit guide - or guides - is Jeanette, a proper medium who is assisted by an Indian child and her grandad.

Unlike the house in H4 the ghostly shenanigans here seem to be a little unfocused, although the centre of the activity could possibly be the late Sergeant Major Mark Stephenson, a spirit who believes in order and who acts up if his authority is challenged; at one point he possesses Tony, one of the pub's regulars, making him puke (off camera). Tony remains rattled throughout, poor chap. Later on JP gets his psychic nadgers trussed up while filming outside.

There's the usual scientific gubbins around which the drama is set - lots of static and a random word generating thingy - but the real action happens when JP's credibility is questioned and the capricious little prick starts lording it over anyone who suggests that he's merely chasing the money. 

After some night cam business, in which a ghost girl is briefly glimpsed (apparently - I failed to spot her but she gets a credit so I'm sure she's in there) Mr Robinson decides to down tools and leave the production, surmising that no fee is worth being on set with a bunch of fake ghost hunters. So it looks like the end of the 'Haunted' series, particularly when JP turns over the death card in a final reel tarot reading.

This is, as I'm sure you have concluded, pitiful stuff and like H4 before it runs to over two hours, which no one should have to put up with. I'll leave the last word to JP, as he lays writhing in agony following a spirit attack: "Fuck off!" he cries. Well quite.

Doctor Prim (UK 2021: Dir Steven M. Smith)
Now I've been fairly unkind to Smith's output; in my opinion deservedly so. It's pure coincidence that I lined up two Smith films in a row to review, and maybe it's that I don't have an inexhaustible supply of snark but Doctor Prim is actually quite good.

Let me qualify this: Smith's role here seems to be a co-ordinator, putting together eight 10 minute shorts with a silly wraparound featuring a disfigured medical character (Primrose Bigwood). So he doesn't actually get near the content, which is a blessing.

Watching Doctor Prim a few years after lockdown, the shorts in this film, which are (mostly) horror takes on aspects of the pandemic, vary in quality but most are reasonably successful. All the usual lockdown points are covered: Chelsea Grimwood gets infected and her whole body replaced in 'Infection'; Mike Kelson turns murderous on his lodger in a dispute over bog roll in 'Paper'; 'Meds', with Leila Kotori caring for her boyfriend, right up to the point where she finds out he's been having an affair; and, most effective of all, the final short, 'Delivery', featuring Kate Newall as Joan, a perky home cleaning vlogger whose upbeat personality masks a germophobic woman saved by a parcel in the post. 

Is it possible to be nostalgic about the pandemic and the bizarre things which people resorted to, many of which have now become pandemic shorthand? Possibly, but Doctor Prim is a pretty effective summary of that very weird time.

No One Gets Out Alive (UK 2021: Dir Santiago Menghini)
Menghini's debut as a director is British only in terms of technical credits and financing (some of the money was put up by Andy Serkis via his Imaginarium Productions company), plus the fact that it's adapted from a novel by UK author Adam Nevill.

Otherwise this is a very US looking movie, set (and partly filmed) in wintry Cleveland, Ohio. It's a city to which Ambar (Cristina Rodlo) has arrived, after taking care of her dying mother. As an immigrant Ambar can only take zero hours contract work, and as such has to slum it in the worst accommodation. The only place she can afford is an old wreck run by a louche guy called Red (March Menchaca) with his sinister brother Becker (David Figlioli). Ambar, her economic status limiting what she can do, has no option but to move in, with a relative promising her work if she can prove her US citizenship (which she will have to buy on the black market).

The house seems to have only one other occupant, troubled Freja (Vala Noren) who Ambar can sometimes hear crying. In fact the new accommodation is full of odd sounds and Ambar, still in grief following her mother's death, has horrendous dreams, which regularly include the contents of a sinister open box. Ambar is about to find out that her nightmares are to become reality.

The house - and the demonic entity within it - are the stars of the show here, very Mike Flanagan esque; a genuinely creepy setup. Ambar's economic struggles mirror her emotional ones, making the film an exercise in anxiety as much as, towards the end anyway, outright horror. Rodlo is fabulous as the distraught but resolute Ambar, and Figlioli's frightening Becker is truly menacing. Sure there might be a cliche or two too many on the road, but this is a competent scary movie, and a much more successful adaptation of Nevill's work than the 2017 film The Ritual.

Lair (UK 2021: Dir Adam Ethan Crow)
OK buckle up for the plot of this one. When mild mannered dad and faux parapsychologist Ben Dollarhyde (Oded Fehr) goes loco and slaughters his family - and does his surname sound familiar to anyone? - his partner in crime in the fake haunting racket, Steven Caramore (Corey Johnson) is in the horns of a dilemma. He doesn't believe Dollarhyde's defence - that he was possessed by a demon as a result of fooling with the supernatural, and driven to murder - but decides that he wants to help his cause. His solution? Try to recreate, and film, an event to prove the existence of the supernatural possession, using one of a number of items the pair have stored based on previous 'hauntings', Ed and Lorraine Warren style.

Renting a couple of flats in an otherwise empty apartment building in London, Caramore installs himself in one, complete with CCTV to monitor the action, and lets the other to a family comprising newly divorced Maria (Aislinn De’ath), her new partner Carly (Alana Wallace), teenage daughter Joey (Anya Newall) and Joey's sister Lily (Lara Mount). Bizarrely he then inserts into the guest flat the items he's stored from previous cases, hoping that one of them will pay off in terms of supernatural action, which he will film and offer up as evidence.

The thing about Lair, although plot wise it's completely bonkers with holes in the plot through which you could drive a hearse, is that it's also hugely enjoyable. Partly this is because of a cast who mostly play it straight (even Johnson, who has to utter some absolutely ripe gumshoe lines that feel like they've strayed in from a different genre altogether). It looks great, has some fabulous but pretty understated FX, and it manages to remain appealing even when every member of the cast is either annoyingly bickering or totally sleazy. Worth your time, believe me.

Absolute Denial (UK 2021: Dir Ryan Braund)
There's a basic tenet of science fiction that, at some point, technology will develop to the point where it bites you on the arse. In Braund's brilliantly realised movie of ideas, David (voiced by Nick Eriksen) is a computer nerd whose driving principle in wanting to develop a self-improving super computer is, as he says, "we don't want Artificial Intelligence to be just like us, we want it to be better than us". Human beings are fallible; computers by their very nature aren't. Oh dear.

So David's super computer, achieved by buying up pretty much every server unit available on the internet, is designed for the core unit to act as an online repository of all available world information. But he also builds in an 'absolute denial' protocol that effectively denies the supercomputer the ability to become sentient; quite a good idea based on the information being fed into it. He also denies it access to the internet for the same reason.

After watching the computer assimilate the room full of information, David is delighted when it finally acquires a voice (the 'reasonable' tones of Jeremy J.Smith-Sebasto) and he can engage with something tangible, rather than code. But if David is Frankenstein to the computer's creation, like Shelley's characters the relationship swiftly becomes challenging. When the superbrain discovers the AD protocol, the trust between them is broken (if it existed in the first place) and it starts to question its goals and very existence. David's wish, to create something that is humanly infallible, increasingly seems like an unreachable goal.

Braund's beautifully if sketchily animated feature is a movie about ideas; a story of the growing tension between creator and created. At 70 minutes it knows not to outstay its limitations. The use of a largely US voice cast means that it feels like an American movie but its AI tensions absolutely place it within the canon of British sci fi. Recommended.

You can watch Absolute Denial here.

The Show (UK 2021: Dir Mitch Jenkins)
Author Alan Moore, who scripted Jenkins's feature, has both lived in and drawn inspiration from the town of Northampton, so it's perhaps unsurprising that it becomes the location for the bizarre events in Jenkins's second filmic collaboration with the author (the first, the little seen 2014 series of shorts, Show Pieces, also featuring Northampton after dark, was a precursor to this film).

The Show stars Tom Burke as a mercurial character, Steve Lipman aka Fletcher Dennis, who has come to town in pursuit of a Rosicrucian cross, but this quest is wrapped up in another, the search for a man, James Mitchum (Darrell De Silva), who has killed the daughter of market trader Bleaker (Christopher Fairbank); for Burke's character is an 'exit technician' - an assassin for hire.

Because this is based on a text by the notoriously reclusive Moore, Dennis's descent into 'Nighthampton' encompasses freaks and weirdos galore; in fact the whole thing comes across as a kind of louche take on Peter Greenaway's early movies, with some signage that's pure The League of Gentlemen. Burke, in his red and black sweater and unruly mop of dark hair, looks like, as many critics have already noted, Dennis the Menace in the underworld. At two hours The Show is often hard work; there are some real pacing issues and whether you like this will depend to an extent on your appreciation of Moore's lysergic conspiracy theory writing. I didn't much get on with the film, but I'm happy that it was made, and the use of Linda Jardim's 1980 track 'Energy in Northampton' (one of my favourite novelty songs ever; Jardim also contributed vocals to 'Video Killed the Radio Star') over the end credits was an unexpected surprise. 

Wednesday, 8 November 2023

NEW WAVE OF THE BRITISH FANTASTIC FILM 2020 #19: Reviews of Haunted 4: Demons (UK 2020), Unit Eleven (UK 2020), Paracide (UK 2020) Glia (UK 2020), Humanus (UK 2020), The World We Knew (UK 2020), People in Landscape (UK 2020) and Ascension Chronicles (UK 2020)

Haunted 4: Demons (UK 2020: Dir Steven M. Smith) I've found Smith's 'fiction' fantastic movies pretty hard going, but the prospect of having to sit through one of a number of the director's Most Haunted style reportage features too is a real test of the requirements of the British Fantastic Film project.

My predecessor on this venture, MJ Simpson (who comprehensively covered British Fantastic Films from 2000 to 2019) had to sit through the first three of Smith's Haunted series, concluding, by instalment 3, that "it's difficult to see who could possibly enjoy this evaporated nothing of a film". 

Harsh but arguably fair. Where MJ had the edge on me is that the first three films of the series clocked in at around 80 minutes each; Haunted 4: Demons is over two punishing hours long.

For those not acquainted with these works, the Haunted series follows the format of most 'real life' ghost hunting programmes, gathering a team of 'experts' in a location reputed to be a locus for supernatural activity; in 4's case it's a unprepossessing 1950's semi detached house, supposedly haunted by the ghost of a little girl called Lily. Some of the 'experts' in Smith's film are actors, so it's a sort of 'dramamentary', with lots of scientific stuff thrown in to make things more exciting - they don't. Consistent throughout the series is actor Jon-Paul Gates playing, er, Jon-Paul (credited as 'The Medium') who, with his spirit guide Frank (!) is the conduit through which the spooky goings on in the episodes are explained.

Also returning is Chris Bell, playing series presenter Andrew Robinson. Bell's Essex brogue, combined with the po-faced bobbins coming out of his mouth at regular intervals, makes him sound like a less funny Garth Marenghi. At some point he will have his fortune read and will be told he is destined for great things, which clearly came true as he went on to appear in four Steve Lawson movies and made his own - The Heiress - all much better than this nonsense.

"This is really feeling like a negative vortex now" says The Medium at one point, and he'd be right. There really is only so much of this that one person can take. But the movie has notched up nearly 4.5K views on YouTube to date, so what do I know?

Unit Eleven (UK 2020: Dir Theo Cane Garvey) It's 2035 and the country has gone thruppenny bits up; now a lawless society, the government and the police have retreated, and the UK has been segregated into heavily defended zones, run by gangs with names like Trojans and the Hackenthorpe Klash Force (one of a number of locational references to Sheffield, the City in which the film was shot). Money remains the currency of trade, used for the purchase of food and drugs.

Meanwhile David Maeson (the late Carl Kendall, who passed away in 2018, which gives some indication as to how long the film has been in gestation) has been keeping his wife Diane alive (ish) with regular injections of the drug called Riconium. But he needs more and in the latest batch realises that someone has also nicked a vial of Unit Eleven, containing a superformula which can bond with living tissue. The government want it back and are prepared to pay handsomely for its return; but Maeson has other ideas.

Garvey's incredibly fast paced feature debut - the director also edited and did an amazing job - is an almost non stop barrage of blokes fighting and yelling at each other. The number of photographers involved with the project again hints at the period of time taken to put the thing together, but one thing's for certain; Sheffield has enough grim points of interest to make for a convincing doom future backdrop. Unit Eleven is best seen as a South Yorkshire version of one of those 1980s Italian post apocalypse movies. It's not really my sort of thing but you can't help appreciate the effort that's gone into putting it together.

Paracide (UK 2020: Dir Paul Heron) I was commenting in another review that the concept of the multiverse is a gift for low budget filmmakers. Heron's single feature (to date) is the perfect example of this in operation.

Simon (Joe Davis) and his mates are off to a sci fi convention; the trouble is, they never make it, as the vehicle in which they're travelling is involved in a car crash.

But when Simon comes to, he's in a suburban bedroom which he's never seen before, in the middle of a swingers' party. And if that's not confusing enough, when he returns home his friends who were in the crash are just sitting there with no knowledge of what happened; he also finds out that he's been sacked from his work for 'lewd behaviour', with no knowledge of this happening.

From this point Simon gradually understands, courtesy of his guide and protector U (Helen Lewis), that the car crash has plunged him into a series of alternate dimensions, and also the mystery of a sphere which popped up in his garden and which the bad guys seem to want. U, who works for the 'Multiverse Investigation Agency', helps him navigate his new world, a place which includes The Naughty Pants Spa, complete with fake ads, ghostly Psi-fish and in house seer Stasi (Kat Majewska), and a convent comprising nuns with a cucumber fetish; oh and a bloke in a werewolf mask.

Paracide won the 'Best British Feature' award at the 2020 London Independent Film Awards and it would be a cruel person to pass comment that competition couldn't have been stiff that year. Heron's film tries so hard, but ultimately it's attention deficit filmmaking which was probably more fun to make than watch. If you can get through nearly two hours of almost constant atonal synth soundtrack (Heron himself channeling, and losing contact with, the spirit of 1970s era BBC Radiophonic Workshop) and Davis, a likeable chap but whose overuse, either naked or dressed in women's clothes or as a nun, quickly makes him outstay his welcome, you'll be doing very well. I shouldn't be hard on this jumble of Douglas Adamsisms, but it really is a chore to sit through.

Glia (UK 2020: Dir Richard Faria) A film you have to access via an app and watch on your phone, you say? I've long rallied against the viewing of movies on mobile devices, and I'm not used to film companies, however independent, mining my data just for the opportunity to view their output, but for the sake of the BFF project I did just that.

And I'm really pleased I did. Glia is a really well made, ambitious (but not overly so) sci fi which does a lot with its meagre resources. Set in the very near future, Alex (Arnas Fedaravicius) is a poorly paid, entry level grunt, employed by a Cambridge based biotech company. When he complains about his conditions of service, the company boss reminds Alex that there are no rules, and his employment is a golden opportunity to "get something started".

And so he does. Recognising the opportunity to manufacture a cheap copy of a well known, and very expensive neuroenhancer called 'Modafinil', he ropes in fellow students Satish (Fady Elsayed) and Gunther (Bobby Lockwood) and launches into production, with the aid of some loaned robots. But Alex's desire for success means that he sidesteps the inevitable animal testing of the prototype and takes it himself. The ingested drug has an almost instant effect, turning Alex into a hyper aware, super intelligent version of himself. But his process shortcuts have an unfortunate side effect; the instability of the tablets makes them transmittable by touch, and very quickly Alex and his friends draw the attention of the military, who are keen to put the genie back in the bottle, so to speak.

Like so many indie genre films, the action is more talked about than done, but in this case care has been taken with the production values, and the robotic scenes - courtesy of the Global Robots company in Bedford, look both fabulous and believable. Glia opts for a rather oblique ending (although the film website offers the opportunity of a different one too) but the whole thing is a joy to watch, even if my only option was on a tiny screen; I'd have loved to have seen it on a bigger one.

You can access Glia here.

Humanus (UK 2020: Dir Steve Mitchell)
Here's something very unusual; Mitchell is writer, producer and director of this horror musical, and is also the boss of Back 2 Front films, a company whose projects star people with physical and learning disabilities. The majority of the cast of Humanus therefore comprises people with disabilities, which makes the film refreshingly different and surprisingly honest as a creature feature.

When young Molly's boyfriend goes missing, rather than alerting the police she enlists the services of a psychic, Madame Belle (Melanie Morgan) to track him down. The good news is that MB is successful in making contact with the boyfriend; the bad news (for Molly) is that the success means he's dead, the latest victim of a killer who has been murdering (and in some cases beheading) the locals. And as the bodies pile up, so does the reception area of limbo presided over by two women who guard the entrances to heaven and hell.

So what's going on? Well a less than generous answer would be 'who knows?' but it seems to have something to do with the creation of a lab created drink which, when consumed, has terrible side effects; the bodies procured are in connection with the potion, and the whole thing is the brainchild of the other worldly Princess Lamia (Robyn Horne). It's probably best not to think too deeply about all this, and to appreciate the film for what it is; an anarchic and often very funny showcase for people who don't normally get the chance to perform in front of the camera. So we get some primitive gore, fabulous songs (courtesy of Mitchell), a few dance numbers and an awful lot of inventive larking about. Rather good, actually.

The World We Knew (UK 2020: Dir Matthew Benjamin Jones, Luke Skinner)
After a bungled heist which has left a policeman dead and one of their number severely injured, a gang of six robbers hole up in a large house to lie low. And that's where the trouble starts.

I confess I'm not a huge fan of this type of setup, and Jones and Skinner's debut feature didn't convince me otherwise. For some bizarre reason the criminals are named after (male) horror alumni - Barker, Gordon, Carpenter, Stoker, HP etc - which suggests that we might get to see 'the horror' after all rather than a bunch of bickering, sweary blokes gradually losing their shit and imagining things.

TWWK is clearly designed to evoke mood rather than offer us something narratively interesting, but the pace is slow and the setup somewhat of a cliche. Struan Rodger as veteran crim Barker (who'd been here before in the admirable Kill List) gets to tell some stories by the campfire, as it were, and Johann Myers, as Gordon, effectively loses his marbles (although he's the only black actor in the group and the first to the marching powder...hmmm). But overall this was inconclusive stuff which kept me waiting for a payoff that never happened.

People in Landscape (UK 2020: Dir Benjamin Rider)
The sixth title of 2020's 'Fantastic' films that I've classified as 'Esoteric', and as usual when covering films like this, it's difficult to know where to begin, because any summary of 'plot' really isn't going to help you.

Sandra and her husband David are coming to the end of their marriage; well at least that's David's position. Sandra may have suggested divorce out loud in the middle of a dream, but David is taking her up on it, dismissing all their planning for the future - including having kids - as belonging to a different time. Sandra, despairing, thinks that the news will 'bring about the end of the world'.

And she may be right. In a series of vignettes, the world is clearly not right. Sandra, packing to move out of the marital home, records a number of advisory blogs to help others, all delivered with a manic energy. 

Elsewhere a guy called Alex is having an affair, with a woman also named Alex. He's having second thoughts, but when he finds his lover dead, via an accidental bathtub drowning, he must dispose of her body. Missing Alex triggers concerns with her mother Jodi, and the discovery of a woman's body at the foot of some cliffs confirms mum's worst fears. Other couples fall out and make up, including another Alex, where the bone of contention between him and his partner is the reappearance of a childhood imaginary friend, a lizard called Velez (voiced by Eric Roberts...yes the Eric Roberts). At the end of a movie, a talking wig mannequin (Gina Gershon...yes the Gina Gershon) will attempt to explain things.

PiaL is as odd as it sounds, but is extremely well put together. You may not understand what's going on all the time, but there is an overall themes of identity, control and chaos warring against each other which works really well, assisted by some great if bizarre performances and a score which pilfers naughtily but effectively. Not for everyone, but a real curio.

Ascension Chronicles (UK 2020: Dir Danny Cotton)
Cotton's hour and a bit armchair sci fi movie, filmed in the first wave of COVID lockdown, charts the spread of a seismic event, named 'The Burn'.

Initially experienced as a bright flash in the sky to which those directly exposed become infected and start to turn angry, the authorities instruct the populace to stay inside until the spread can be contained. Sound familiar?

AC documents things via a number of people recording direct to phone/camera. There's anxious Maxine (Francesca Louise White, Walking Against the Rain, Ship of the Damned) who provides the narrative on what's happening; two guys, separated from each other (Ryan Bennett and Richard Collins); and the stockpiling conspiracy theorist of the piece, Eran Wade (Peter Long) whose written on card pontifications to his home security camera (accurately) suggest that the whole thing is a front for an alien invasion.

What Cotton's film lacks in spectacle it sort of makes up for with good characterisation and a sense of desperation and loneliness. I suspect that, with the whole thing being filmed during lockdown (no two actors are filmed next to each other) it wasn't hard to dig deep for the necessary mood; White's transition as one of the infected from angry and snarling to beatific and serene is satisfyingly creepy, and the movie manages to stay involving despite the paucity of resources and the constraints of filming.

Tuesday, 24 October 2023

NEW WAVE OF THE BRITISH FANTASTIC FILM 2023 #3: Reviews of The Mummy Resurrection (UK 2023), Older Gods (UK 2023), Doctor Jekyll (UK 2023), Haunting of the Queen Mary (UK/USA 2023), Wrath of Dracula (UK 2023) and Three Blind Mice (UK 2023)

The Mummy Resurrection (UK 2023: Dir Steve Lawson) Over on the other side of the pond Universal may have struggled with their 'reimagining' of the company's classic monsters, whereas here on planet Blighty Steve Lawson quietly gets on with the job of bringing back characters like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Dracula and Van Helsing; and, er Jack the Ripper. Now, like a number of other low budget filmmakers, Lawson has turned his attention to the mummy, with a little Frankenstein thrown in for good measure.

Explorer Felix Randolph (Melvin Rawlinson) returns home to England from an expedition to the Egyptian tomb of Khenmetptah; he's one assistant down, due to a curse attached to the sarcophagus, but one coffin (and contents) up.

Back home Randolph's wayward relative Everett, in hock to dastardly moneylender Sykes (Carl Wharton), has one eye on inheritance - including the valuable sarcophagus - to solve his financial woes. In contrast Felix's other cousin, the attentive and virtuous Archie (Rafe Bird), cares only for the troubled health of his uncle and the latter's ability to continue experimenting with bringing dead bodies back to life.

Following Randolph's death and the bequeathing of his house and contents to Archie, who would now be free to marry Felix's maid Iris (Dawn Butler) with whom he is in love, the stage is set for a battle for the coffin, and the possibility of continuing Felix's experiments with the long dead body of Khenmetptah (Raven Lee).

Like pretty much all of Lawson's latter 'costume' horrors, the actual 'horror' in The Mummy Resurrection is rather restrained (and in this case almost restricted to the last few minutes). Budget rather than artistic intent may have driven the director, in the words of Churchill, to have his characters 'jaw, jaw' rather than 'war, war' but he's getting increasingly good at the sleight of hand that makes you eventually realise you've been watching a bunch of people in a room talk about what's going to happen rather than showing it. The cast are all on fine form, although Lawson regular Chris Bell is especially unctuous as the conniving Everett. It's a handsome looking piece with enough narrative twists and turns to keep it interesting; a possible hinted follow up would be quite welcome.

Older Gods (UK 2023: Dir David A. Roberts) This one’s been a few years in the making. I originally picked up the title back in 2020, but like a lot of productions kickstarted in that year a certain pandemic slowed down operations; Roberts’s movie finally saw the light of day this year.

Chris Rivers (Rory Wilson) has rented a cottage somewhere in Wales. He looks haunted and jumpy and with good reason; he’s just jumped ship on his family and heavily pregnant girlfriend, leaving them all the way over in Denver, Colorado with less than two weeks to go until the baby’s arrival.

Chris is in mourning for his close friend Billy (Ieuan Coombs) who, along with Billy’s partner Paula (Lindsay Bennett-Thompson), have both taken their lives in mysterious circumstances. Billy and Paula had been researching a phenomenon summarised in an article entitled ‘The Primordial Fear’ which dealt with the psychological state into which people can fall as a result of feeling an overwhelming ennui at the futility of life and their being a speck in it.

The pair have travelled the world, finding numerous incidences of people who have experienced this, and who sought comfort in a deity they have named ‘The Origin’, feeling that the only hope for the world was the awakening of this god and the destruction of everything as a result (a very Lovecraftian idea). The pair had focused their research in a corner of Wales where they felt that ‘the sleeper’ may be located; the same place at which Chris has arrived.

Using a package of evidence left for Chris by Billy, including audio and video interviews, Rivers pieces together his friend’s researches; but as he does so, he feels that the very presences that hunted Billy down (ie members of the sect), may have arrived to see that Chris suffers a similar fate.


As unfocused as Roberts’s film can feel at times, as well as the dramatic limits created by a cast that is largely one person slowly going out of their gourd, there’s no denying that Older Gods is a powerful piece of filmmaking. Apparently the inspiration came from Roberts losing a friend during the pandemic, and there’s a strong sense of grief running through this production. As Rivers, Wilson does very good ‘persecuted’ and his descent into the emotional abyss is well supported by some great camerawork and a moody score by Gerald Buckfield. Not perfect then, but a triumph of overcoming cinematic adversity, and a worthy addition to the Lovecraft film canon.

Doctor Jekyll (UK 2023: Dir Joe Stephenson) Like the corpses in some of the company’s movies, Doctor Jekyll represents Hammer Films’ latest return from the industry grave at the helm of new CEO, British theatre mogul (it says here) John Gore.

Lest we forget, the last time Hammer revived its fortunes under the captaincy of Simon Oakes, back in 2011, their debut offering was the dull The Resident. Luckily this time the resurrected company’s first output is a whole lot livelier, even if it does leave you with a feeling that you’ve just watched a Ken Russell movie minus all of the naughty bits.

Larger than life figure Eddie Izzard plays Dr Nina Jekyll, a pharmaceutical billionaire who now lives in stately isolation in a big house in the country, assisted only by Poole (Lindsay Duncan), Jekyll’s factotum. Newly released from prison, Rob (Scott Chambers, the acting name of the prolific producer/director known as Scott Jeffrey) is successful in applying for the job as carer to the mysteriously infirm Jekyll, against Poole’s wishes; Rob is spectacularly unskilled for the job. But Jekyll has faith in him, even going so far as to give him the code to the house’s security system.

Meanwhile Rob’s past catches up with him in the shape of an ex who wants him to come in on a plan to burgle Jekyll’s pile; but Rob needs to keep on the straight and narrow if he’s to have a chance of seeing his sick daughter again. He’s also a bit confused about Jekyll and a nighttime character called Hyde, whose appearance is heralded by the green glow of a cigarette.

As you’ve probably guessed this is a modern-day update of Robert Louis Stevenson’s novella, the sort where the names of the story’s characters are ported over (go on, guess what Rob’s surname is?) and with the added thrill that Izzard gets to play Jekyll and Hyde.

It’s patchily funny – an ongoing sort of gag around crunchy nut cornflakes gets some laughs - and Chambers and Izzard are both very good in their roles. Which is a blessing, as the viewer spends a lot of time in their company. Unfortunately Doctor Jekyll is all rather polite; I kept hoping that things would go a bit crazy, but restraint is the order of the day for the most part, and it’s such a well worn story that I needed more than the gimmick of Izzard to sustain me.

Haunting of the Queen Mary (UK/USA 2023: Dir Gary Shore, Rebecca Harris)
Oh good god. So the thing to mention upfront before we get into the problems in this UK/US movie is that the Queen Mary, permanently moored off the Californian coast as a tourist attraction, and on which the film is set and partly shot, has recently undergone a commercial makeover following its pandemic closure. One of the key visitor features has traditionally been a haunted walk; following the revamp, there are now no less than four separate such tours, so the owners of the Queen Mary are clearly hoping that the supernatural history of the ship (once included in a list of ‘Top 10 Haunted Places’ and boasting over 150 separate spooks) will boost visitor numbers.

What better way to assist this than basing an entire movie around that very same history? Told in two increasingly confusing timelines – 1938 and the present day – the first strand concerns the QM in its deco heyday, with a story involving working class passengers attempting to pass themselves off as posh, the dad of that family doing a Jack Torrance and going loco with an axe, and an unlucky member of the crew whose death is connected with the fate of the vessel.

The present day story revolves around a writer, Anne (Alice Eve) pitching to the ship’s head honcho a new book on the history of the QM, accompanied by her nine year old son Lukas (Lenny Rush) and estranged husband Patrick (Joel Fry). A sequence of events finds the family alone on the ship, while Lukas, off exploring, discovers the QM’s ghosts who refuse to lie quietly.

Add in some rather ‘didn’t-see-THAT-coming’ gore, a few black and white sequences, some animation and an increasingly annoying toggle between the two timelines and you get…well, a mess. But because it’s shot on the QM it’s a gorgeous looking one, which manages to confuse and confound the longer the viewer is exposed to its two hour running time. And in terms of my earlier reference to the potentially commercial application of the film, consider that it includes three of the spirits supposed to haunt the ship; a guy trapped in the engine room, a little girl called Jackie and a ‘White Lady’, here glimpsed frustratingly playing the piano.

There are, I understand, two sequels planned and if the whole thing has a whiff of 'Pirates of the Caribbean' movie/attraction crossover about it, well I would have to agree, as I would with the critic who commented that the whole thing was very well shot and then edited by primitive unsupervised AI. Bizarre.                                                                                                                                                            
Wrath of Dracula (UK 2023: Dir Steve Lawson)
 The second Lawson production for this round up and it's another of his verbose treatments of classic horror characters. 

Here he returns to Dracula, sort of picking up where his last vampire movie, Bram Stoker's Van Helsing, left off. He again uses Mark Topping as a very serviceable Van Helsing, but while his previous film concentrated on the character of Lucy Westenra, this one devotes its time to feisty, independent Mina Harker (Hannaj Bang Bendz), whose fiancé Jonathan (Dean Marshall) has been imprisoned in Castle Dracula.

Van Helsing realises that impetuous Mina wants to travel to Transylvania to free Jonathan, although the vampire hunter feels it might already be too late for her intended. But to give his young charge the best fighting chance, he teaches her martial arts as a back up to the usual silver bullets/crucifix combo; skills which come in handy when she encounters Dracula’s brides on arrival. Unlike the previous film Dracula actually turns up in this one (played by Sean Cronin) although largely played in shadow: as it should be.

In true Lawson style this is ponderous but handsome looking stuff, mixing real locations, the director's cramped Creativ Studios interiors and stock shots, with a faux orchestral score to keep things classy; oh and a surprisingly ambitious beheading too. The odd line raises a smile – “Taste the blood of Dracula!” cries the Count as he almost successfully persuades Mina to drink of his life force – but it’s all a bit am dram and the director’s agonising pace makes me shudder that, based on his current output, we’ll have another five or six films to go before we reach the end of his 'Dracula' adaptation. Still, there's no one else doing this sort of stuff at the moment; is Lawson a home counties Andy Milligan with a better temper?

Three Blind Mice (UK 2023: Dir Pierre B) Another film from the ridiculously prolific Scott Jeffrey production roster, this one’s been directed by a French guy named Pierre B, and is co-produced by Rhys Frake-Waterfield, of Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey fame.

Abi (May Kelly) is a drug addict whose family have staged an intervention to help her kick the habit. Facilitated by counsellor Cara (Helen Fullerton), the whole bunch relocate to a remote woodland cabin. There they surrender phones and individual choices as they work on getting Abi clean.

Did they pick the wrong location! Nearby to the cabin is a seemingly disused lab, and it’s from here that three mutated humans, blind maybe but looking precious little like mice, forage for human flesh. Also in on the action is a pack of actual sized, equally murderous (CGI) mice who swarm over their victims. The whole family come under siege from rodents large and small and must battle to stay alive!

While most (not all to be fair) projects with Scott Jeffrey’s name on them are rather turgid affairs, Three Blind Mice is actually pretty good. The human sized killers might just be people in slightly dodgy latex masks but they’re served up quite creepily, and there’s also a rather sad backstory to their creation. Kelly is fabulous as the tortured Abi who goes from victim to victor. She radiates genuine feelings of panic, shock and anger as her family are picked off and, unlike many movies of this ilk, Mr B creates a sense of real dread towards the end. This remains a low budget flick, of course, but its resourcefulness – and the cinematography - reminded me of the movies of Charlie Steeds. Not bad at all.