Showing posts with label New Wave of the British Fantastic Film 2024. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 7 May 2025

NEW WAVE OF THE BRITISH FANTASTIC FILM 2024 #4 Witches special! Reviews of Witches of God (UK 2024), Witch (UK 2024), Salem Witch Doll (UK 2024), Inherit the Witch (UK 2024), The House on Mansfield Street: Evil Next Door (UK 2024) and The Whisper Within the Woods (UK 2023)

Witches of God (UK 2024: Dir Daya Dodds) In an unspecified period of history the country has succumbed to a plague named the 'blue sickness', which has decimated the population. Two nuns, Sister Agnes (Amelie Leroy) and Magda (Pippa Caddick) have occupied an abandoned church after having to burn down their abbey, the other nuns having been infected by the plague.

A knock at the church door announces the arrival of Joan (Zoe Carroll), a woman accused of witchcraft and seeking shelter. Magda is reluctant but Agnes is more welcoming, immediately sensing a bond between the two women. The sisters disguise Joan in a nun's habit, despite learning that the escapee is sought in the town, the accuser being Joan's husband who, we learn, did so to distract from his affair with Joan's sister.

The trio's peaceful existence is eventually disrupted to the point that they are forced to leave the church for safety; but the solution to their sanctuary comes, not from external sources, but in the bond discovered between Agnes and Joan.

Exquisitely photographed in black and white (by the director), Witches of God, as the title suggests, is a plea for acceptance; that women can be both healers, forces of power, and yet next to God. It's a quiet film, located in nature and mysticism, with strong performances from Leroy, Caddick and Carroll. Nothing is really explained, which adds to the film's potency; it's a slow burn movie, the director's first feature, but an involving one which does a lot on a very small budget. Dodds' next film, Under the Cover of Darkness, will be worth seeking out.

Witch (UK 2024: Dir Craig Hinde/Mark Zammit) It's England, in 1585; Twyla (Sarah Alexandra Marks) is the wife of Dawnbrook village's blacksmith, William (Ryan Spong), and their quiet lives are about to be turned upside down. Dawnbrook has seen its fair share of witch trials in the past, but is now 'clean', courtesy of Judge Hopkins (Daniel Jordan). But the reign of peace is abruptly shattered when, one night, a girl enters Dawnbrook's market square, covered in blood and carrying the severed heads of her parents. She is Johanna Fletcher (Mims Burton) a girl with no previous crimes to her name.

Fletcher is incarcerated, pending trial. But a local man, Thomas (Russell Shaw), accosts William, accurately predicting the events to follow; at Johanna's trial, the convicted woman will also accuse Twyla of being a witch, events which indeed come to pass. William and Twyla, now also imprisoned, are offered a means of escape by Thomas, but as the three make their way into the woods, evading their captors, he has a story to tell them that will implicate all three in a quest through time.

Witch's big reveal is a mid point lurch into something far less prosaic than the film's first 45 minutes, and for a while, when the timey wimey stuff starts happening, the viewer feels that the first section was constructed rather plainly to contrast with the fantastical second part. The problem here is that, despite the cleverness of the concept, nothing really happens in the second half of the film either; there's a lot of talk and some running around, a few nicely mounted CGI bits and then a modern day end coda suggesting a sequel. I applaud Hinde and Zammit's attempt to do something different, and the 'authentic' (Hungarian) village set looks good; but honestly, it's a bit of a slog despite the narrative sleight of hand.

Salem Witch Doll (UK 2024: Dir Daniel Yates) I'll say something for Louisa Warren's Champdog Films productions (churned out at an alarming rate at the behest of the worldwide ITN Distribution company): they share the love in terms of allowing new directors to take the helm, even if the results are, well, recognisably Champdog films. The rumour that these new talents are merely pseudonyms for Champdog's small but perfectly formed roster of technical staff did not start with me.

For those who haven't seen one of these offerings yet, here's the setup: an opening shot in which someone gets murdered; a series of establishing scenes where the characters are introduced and domestic squabbles aired, normally in a house - or youth hostel - hired for the film; a section where not much happens but the soundtrack suggests impending doom; the final 'reel' where all the exposition occurs, the creature turns up, and the final girl (and it is usually a girl) gets away.

The success of this formula can vary from film to film; in this case it's a misfire. Sarah (Tash Chant) returns from the American university where she's been studying, to attend a family reunion; the student is on medication following mum's death and an incident in which she received unwanted attentions from a tutor. So the last thing she wants to hear is that her father Paul (Mark Collier) is remarrying; the lucky woman is Ariel (Amanda Jane York). Also at the dinner table is Paul's horrible brother Martin (Robin Kirwan), his wife Vicky (Lynne O'Sullivan) and their three kids.

Sarah is prone to nightmares featuring her late mum, a noose and a strange light emanating from the shed in the garden. In fact the action in the last third of the movie takes place almost entirely outside - at night to boot - and, confusingly, includes a sort of life sized wooden animated doll (Jodie Bagnell in a suit). You have to wait until about ten minutes before the end to understand how the elements all tie together (although they don't). As usual with movies made for ITN Productions the acting is a really mixed bag; here Tash Chant is rather bland and can't really pull it off when under duress. It's always good to see older actors in horror films, but they're all pretty wasted in this one, resorting in some cases to pantomimic gurning when things switch up a gear. And in terms of photography, you'll all have heard of 'day for night' as a term - this one does 'night for even more night', such is its impenetrability.

Inherit the Witch (UK 2024: Dir Cradeaux Alexander) Move over (the late) Norman J. Warren, there's a new kid in town! Mr Alexander's first feature drinks deep from the Satan-in-suburbia flick genre, popular in the 1970s, but adds an eccentric twist or two of his own.

Cory (Alexander) is having a bit of a tough time. He's been summoned home following the death of his father, but is uneasy at returning to the family dwelling, mainly because of Pamela (Imogen Smith), a woman who had been living with dad until his death and who now looks likely to inherit his estate.

A flashback to 1985, shot on faux camcorder, shows Cory as a youth in a rather tense family setup, with a younger Pamela (played by Elizabeth Arends) casting spells and generally being a bit witchy.

Cory's rather awkward sister Fiona (Heather Cairns) arrives on her bike for the same reason. She's been undergoing therapy and has been advised to keep a video diary as part of her healing. She's not that welcome, particularly as Cory is back together with old flame Lars following a messy breakup with another guy. 

But back at the house, things are getting weird. An ageing Pamela is dying; she's served by a Grand Witch (Graham Putney) and Cory's half brother Rex (Rohan Quine, who looks a lot like a young David Bailey, only with nail polish). Her only chance of returning to rude health is to ensure that she is reunited with Cory, the last of the line; and she'll use all her power to achieve this.

Many reviewers have been unnecessarily savage when writing about this one; to use the line from 1989's The Abyss, "you have to look with better eyes than that". I may be wrong, but I think this is a perfect homage to 1970s British horror, updated with overtly gay characters but without the gratuitous nudity favoured by those movies. The photography is generally sumptuous, although the split screen effects are a bit random (again an acknowledgement of 1960s/70s cinema?), and veteran composer François Pervirella Evans's score is so brilliantly eccentric it should be formally released now. 

I would have liked Inherit the Witch to be much more full on; it's a bit hesitant, almost afraid to offend, but I loved the central characters (Alexander, almost constantly mildly fucked off, is good value) and the down-in-the-basement end, much as it's telegraphed from way off, is pure Alan Ormsby. Awkward then, but not crap - don't believe the others.

The House on Mansfield Street: Evil Next Door (UK 2024: Dir Richard Mansfield) Mansfield's 'cycle' of found footage movies filmed in Sherwood, Nottingham (the town to which he relocated from London some years ago) continues and, with each instalment, improves. There's little connectivity between this one and Mansfield's previous films, but a growing feeling that Sherwood is the focus of random supernatural activity.

James (David John Field) has moved into the attic room of the house of landlord - and friend - Anthony (Jonathan Cleaver), who was a character in Mansfield's 2023 film 13 Sherwood Avenue. James's parents are abroad and, we assume, a little worried about him; hence the young chap records a video diary of his new accommodations to assure them that he's ok. The area seems friendly; a neighbour, Emma (Kathryn Redwood) introduces herself, as does Laura (Chloe McKiernan) who, Anthony notes, takes a shine to his new lodger.

However the peaceful setup is rather ruined by the sounds of arguments, and possibly violence, coming from the people living next door in the early hours of the morning. Anthony, a deep sleeper, hears nothing, but feels that his lodger must be mistaken, as the adjoining house is empty. James continues to record the disturbances but they remain inaudible to anyone else. After Anthony leaves on business for a few days, alone in the house James concludes that the increasingly malevolent sounds may be supernatural in nature. Laura discloses that she is a witch, and recommends a spell that might help ward off the evil. But is she all that she seems?

Micro budget considerations aside, THoMS: END is a solid addition to the expanding Mansfield universe (hell the local pub even has a cocktail - the Mansfield Martini - named after it). Confidently shot, and with credible reasons why events might be being filmed (including at one point a police bodycam) the film leads to a satisfying conclusion, while all the time remaining within the single house location. It remains to be seen whether there will be some hideous conclusion to the whole Sherwood franchise, but reader I'm here for it.

The Whisper Within the Woods (UK 2023: Dir Mark Adlington)
"I know you're in Upminster. Don't do anything stupid." Although this line is lifted from Adlington's debut feature, it must have been uttered on more than one occasion in the Essex border town where his movie is set.

In the film's prologue we meet two foster children, Sarah (Lyla Tolan) and Daniel (George Conway, literally reciting his lines, possibly direct from a script). Daniel's been reading a history of the area, including the story of a 16th century witch, Ann Brown, who was hanged in the vicinity; every 12 years a series of murders occurs locally, the victims all connected by blood to those who killed Brown back in the day. Daniel and Sarah decide to go witch hunting, but instead come across two school bullies. The foster children emerge from the altercation covered in blood, with no memory as to what happened; the bullies are dead.

Twelve years later a grown up Sarah has done her spell in a juvenile centre, accused of the murders but all the time protesting her innocence. She's been released and given a new identity, separated from Daniel; as Sam (Katie Ford) she is now married to Darren (Tim Cummins), a successful artist and step mum to Darren's son Jesse (Alfie Walters). Darren has no idea of Sam/Sarah's dark history until a TV true crime documentary exposes the truth. The revelations lead to Sam's increasingly psychotic behaviour, the breakdown of her marriage and a reunion with her estranged foster brother (Will Conway), and the realisation of her connection with Ann Brown.

TWWtW is a mix of domestic drama, faux local history and perfunctory supernatural elements. It's let down by its overall pedestrian pacing and some truly woeful acting (even by the standards of low budget fantastic films). Story wise it's a laudable effort, and Katie Ford rescues things somewhat with a credible performance, but this is really hard going. A mention should be made of Paul Finney's rather eccentric soundtrack in which he provides not only the music for the film but (I think) the characters' mobile phone ring tones.

Thursday, 29 August 2024

NEW WAVE OF THE BRITISH FANTASTIC FILM 2024 #3: Reviews of The Moor (UK 2023), Starve Acre (UK 2023), The Deadly Swarm (UK 2024), The Jack in the Box Rises (UK 2024), The Beast Within (UK 2024) and Ouija Castle (UK 2024)

The Moor (UK 2023: Dir Chris Cronin) Back in 1996, during a so called ‘Summer of Fear’ in a northern town (so named because of a rash of disappearances of young people causing the townsfolk to become overly protective of their sons and daughters) little Claire eggs on her young friend Danny to distract a shopkeeper while she secretly nicks sweets. But the jape goes wrong when Danny is mysteriously snatched, joining the ranks of the missing. And dead.

25 years later Claire (Sophia La Porta), now an entertainment podcaster, still harbours guilt, particularly when it appears that the man jailed for the crimes is set for release. She is approached by Danny’s father Bill (David Edward Robertson) to use her communication skills to help keep alive the search for the little boy’s body and the man responsible in prison; perhaps preying on that guilt he ropes in Claire, alongside psychic friend Alex (Mark Peachey) and Alex’s equally spiritually gifted daughter Eleanor (Elizabeth Dormer-Phillips), to comb the moors, which he believes is Danny’s resting place. But as the wild terrain begins to exert an eerie hold on the group, and Bill’s obsessiveness increases, Claire begins to feel that something more than human could be behind the mystery.

Chris Cronin’s debut feature isn’t afraid to take things slow; for most of its running time, The Moor is a prolonged but beautifully acted study in grief and the need to achieve closure in the face of the most horrific emotional suffering. Only in the film’s last third do the supernatural elements really introduce themselves, but the director handles this transition seamlessly; he may save his most shocking reveal until the film’s closing moments, but the sense of dread he builds up means that The Moor’s climax is both alarming and, strangely, satisfying.

La Porta and Robertson excel in their roles; the former a woman existing via a defining life moment in her past which dictates her present, and the latter consumed with the need to find both justice and solace. There’s a nagging sense of history throughout the movie; Bill’s search recalls the desperation of the family of Moors Murders victim Keith Bennett to find the location of his burial. As such an accusation of insensitivity could be levelled at the filmmakers, but The Moor is a considered and affecting film which strikes a powerful and horrifying balance between the human and the supernatural.

A version of this review was previously published on the Bloody Flicks site.

Starve Acre (UK 2023: Dir Daniel Kokotajlo) Kokotajlo's debut feature, 2017's stunning Apostasy, dealt with a crisis of faith facing a Jehovah's Witness mother. Faith of a very different kind is at the heart of his latest film.

Richard (Matt Smith), a teacher and archeologist, and his partner Juliette (Morfydd Clark) live in rural seclusion, at some point in the early 1970s (the time period is never specified beyond the visual clues of car registrations). Their young son is a troubled soul; as the film opens he has blinded a horse - recalling the character of Alan Strang in Peter Shaffer's 'Equus' - and his sleep talk is full of references to a character called Jack. Richard is concerned that his child may have learned this by listening too much to the folklore ramblings of his neighbour, Gordon (Sean Glider) and possibly Gordon's otherwordly wife (Melanie Kilburn).

One day when Richard is at work in the slightly stuffy school where he teaches, Juliette experiences something overwhelming when outside; in a possibly unrelated tragedy (although everything in Starve Acre is connected) at the same time her son dies, unaccountably. The death drives a wedge between the two parents; Richard seeks solace in archeological digs, uncovering and bringing home the skeleton of a large hare, whereas Juliette seeks the comfort of her practical sister Harrie (Erin Richards).

Richard's discovery of journals kept by his father Neil, entitled 'Starve Acre' and containing details of ceremonies in which Richard thinks he was forced to participate when younger, brings about something miraculous. Quite how much of what follows is the result of genuine magick or the mental state of two deeply traumatised people is never made clear; but Richard and Juliette find a way to heal their wounds and celebrate the cycle of existence.

It's a bold move for Kokotajlo to venture down the road of f*lk horror, and his movie can't help conjure up (no pun intended) memories of Ben Wheatley's In the Earth from 2021, Mark Jenkin's 2022 movie Enys Men, and also 1970s genre TV, specifically the 'Baby' episode from Nigel Kneale's Beasts TV plays all the way back in 1976. And indeed so familiar are the cultural signposts here - woodcuts, scenes of rural desolation, scratchy soundtrack (from Matthew Herbert) - that the film threatens to become overfamiliar very quickly. But it's saved from that fate by superb performances from Smith and Clark as the couple who lose everything but learn to recover their love, and the sheer level of care lavished by the director in creating a hermetically sealed world which may increasingly seem unhinged but remains totally plausible to those involved. It's a haunting little bit of cinema and I liked it a lot.

The Deadly Swarm (UK 2024: Dir David Gregory) Vampire flies, anyone? Yep, you read that right. On the surface Gregory's latest is yet another of those painful home grown horror movies with inept acting, youth hostel location doubling as country house setting and pitiful CGI. And while The Deadly Swarm has all those, it does at least attempt to recapture the fun of squishy 1980s monster flicks.

Four hapless twenty somethings - and for a change not a faux American accent between them, as is usual with these things - sign up to be human guinea pigs in a flu cure test. They are invited to the home/laboratory of Dr Holger Feldman (Richard Kovacs, whose insane performance not so much chews the scenery as devours it). The doc is cagey about the experiments; and rightly so. He's actually been breeding a 'Dracula fly', an insect so old it was responsible for wiping out the dinosaurs; it also may hold the cure for the disease which killed his wife and has now infected his son.

It's not long before the unsuspecting twenty somethings are having to battle swarms of CGI flies - make that murderous CGI flies - and the ever enlarging queen of the swarm gets to do battle with the Doc, who's slowly turning into a fly himself.

This is about as good as it sounds, but Gregory's creature feature is a little gorier than usual, so even if you're struggling to make sense of what you're watching, you can at least enjoy some reasonably well mounted splattery set pieces. But overall, Mr Gregory, I'm afraid your flies are undone.

The Jack in the Box Rises (UK 2024: Dir Lawrence Fowler) Now I quite liked Fowler's first two entries in his 'Jack in the Box' franchise, but for the most part this is just awful.

A shifty bloke called Harvey (Derek Nelson) wants to get hold of the Jack in the Box, so he sends Raven (Isabella Colby Browne), only survivor of a previous and ill starred recovery expedition, to go in and retrieve it. She's been chosen in part for her survival skills, but also that the estate, Rosewood Manor, where the JitB is hidden, has now been converted into an all girl's school; and Raven is all girl.

So for most of the movie we have Raven interacting with a bunch of bitchy classmates, while dealing with the school's hard as nails head honcho Principal Hinch (Lisa Antrobus); Hinch's best line, when describing conditions in her place of education, is to encourage her pupils not to think of the school as a prison because “in prison you’re allowed visitors”.

For those unfamiliar with the previous JitB films, when the Jack - the powerful demon whose full name is Jackestamara - is released from his box he must claim six victims, after which he grants the person who released him a wish. We learn a lot of this from a book found at the school, hand drawn but not proof read (a section is titled 'Encarceration of the Demon'). Things improve slightly when the Jack is released from his prison, but not that much; like all franchises, their success lives and dies by the ability to bring something new to a formula we've seen a few times before, and sadly there's nothing here to grab the attention. 

I do like it that these are productions of Fowler Media which seems to be the whole Fowler family employed in various duties; hats off to them, there aren't many families who could manage that. But come on, if you're going to go to the effort of adding to the canon of the independent British horror film, please have a good script, fleshed out characters and, oh yeah; pacing. 

The Beast Within (UK 2024: Dir Alexander J. Farrell) 10-year-old Willow (Caoilinn Springall from Stopmotion) lives an unusual life; a sickly child, relying on regular oxygen from a cannister she carries around with her, Willow shares her home with her mother Imogen (Ashleigh Cummings), grandfather Waylon (James Cosmo)...and her often absent father, Noah (Kit Harington). When dad's home he's more often than not locked in his room, or bundled in the back of a van.

Willow experiences the dysfunctional operation of the household through young innocent eyes, struggling to understand why her mother is protective of Noah but at the same time keen to escape, particularly around the time of the full moon; Waylon meanwhile remains barely tolerant of Noah's behaviour. Things continue in this way until an intervention from Willow's father provides the details of his family history and brings matters to a fiery conclusion.

Ultimately little is what it seems in The Beast Within, and there's a fairytale quality to the film which renders the events somewhat dreamlike and oblique. 'There are two wolves inside of us...they are always at war' states the proverb at the movie's beginning, setting out its metaphoric take on the traditional werewolf story. In the final analysis, despite some solid acting (particularly from Springall as the child whose eyes provide the window to the sights onscreen), Farrell's movie is more impressive visually than narratively; relationships between family members remain muddy and unresolved, and the film's USP - the conflation of lycanthropy with the unpredictability of a violent man within the household, becomes overlaboured.

The Beast Within is released on digital platforms from 19 August.

Ouija Castle (UK 2024: Dir Louisa Warren) Of the five features released this year by the prolific Ms Warren, two have been 'fantastic' films and both - this one and Cinderella's Curse - are horrific riffs on well known fairy tales.

The genesis of the oddly named Ouija Castle (ok there's a Ouija board and a sort of castle in the movie but huh?) is the story of Sleeping Beaty, but that's just the jumping off point for some very dark shenanigans.

Princess Thalia, whose claim to royalty has failed following the death of her father, is a pure soul in love with the dashing Prince Edison. But Edison's mother, Queen Primrose, cannot agree to the match and would prefer her son to marry Sofia, who has better prospects; Sofia's mother Velma, a particularly odious person desperate for power, has a ouija board seemingly made out of human skin, which when played conjures a demon, Zazid, who does her bidding.

Velma, keen for her daughter to marry, thus securing her own future, causes Thalia to prick herself with a strong sleeping potion that keeps her out of the way, while also impregnating her courtesy of the awful family doctor, Leland. But the sleeping potion doesn't last, and eight months after it was administered, Thalia regains consciousness, finds out that Primrose has been murdered, and plans her revenge against the whole bally lot of them.

Like Cinderella's Curse, this film shows a considerable step up in Warren's filmmaking and, like its companion movie, also increases the bloodletting and overall carnage. Ouija Castle features baby boiling, a scalping, a face being ripped off, and various other grisly touches; concluding with, as does CC, a bloody party/revenge finale (both films sharing the same location, south London's Rivoli Ballroom). At over 90 minutes there are moments where the movie drags a little, but Ouija Castle revels in its nastiness and high body count. Warren is getting better and better at this.

Thursday, 28 March 2024

NEW WAVE OF THE BRITISH FANTASTIC FILM 2024 #2: Reviews of Out of Darkness (UK 2024), Dagr (UK 2024), Gods of the Deep (UK 2024), Stopmotion (UK 2024), Ship of the Damned (UK 2024) and Frankenstein: Legacy (UK 2024)

Out of Darkness (UK 2024: Dir Andrew Cumming) The Scottish Tourist Board may advertise the wilds of the Highlands as a romantic holiday destination, but 45,000 years ago – the period in which this film is set and location for Out of Darkness – it was a rather different proposition.

The first shot of Andrew Cumming’s debut feature is impressive; a spot on a black screen increases in size, resolving itself into a campfire, around which sits the film’s Stone Age ‘family’, with young Heron (Luna Mwezi) asking to hear a bedtime story. The account that’s given is the family’s history of how they came to occupy the “old and dark” land, an inhospitable spot full of nighttime terrors.

The other members of the group include leader and Heron’s father Adem (Chuku Modu), his brother Geirr (Kit Young), Adem’s pregnant mate Ave (Iola Evans), elder Odal (Arno Lüning) and young Beyah (Safia Oakley-Green), a ‘stray’ recently adopted by the others, whose value to the group as an additional child bearer is secured when she menstruates for the first time, particularly after Ave loses the child.

As if wilderness survival isn’t tough enough, there’s a ‘something’ stalking the land; whatever it is, it’s big enough to leave piles of bloodied bones in its wake and cause harm to members of the family. Ultimately it’s Beyah who becomes the hero of the piece (not least for persuading the others to eat one of their fallen family in order to survive), but as the movie progresses, the question is (silently) asked as to where the line is drawn between human and animal in this prehistoric world.

Out of Darkness does a lot with not much. If one can ignore the rather tidy haircuts and well-fed faces of the cast, a lot of work has been done to establish these characters as 'other', down to the guttural ‘Tola’ language spoken; the whole movie is subtitled. The plight of the family is supported by crisp photography and natural lighting (what there is of it).

This isn’t a horror film as such, but Cumming mounts the scares and the tense moments just like your favourite fright flick. Ultimately the real horror here is the desolate existence carved out by a civilisation who may have left the caves but have yet to acquire the skills to stave off starvation and external threat.

A version of this review was originally published on the Bloody Flicks site.

Dagr (UK 2024: Dir Matthew Butler-Hart) Ellie Ducles and Riz Moritz play, respectively, the notorious Thea (definitely not Thelma) and Louise, a pair of YouTubers whose show, ‘They Deserve it’, sees the pair rob from the rich and entitled and redistribute to the poor and needy. Emboldened by their popularity, Thea and Louise egg each other on to bolder and bolder adventures.

As we join them they’re off to a country pile in deepest Wales, where a high end fashion advert is being filmed; their challenge is to break into the house, liberate the clothes being modelled, and scarper. But when Thea and Louise finally locate the seemingly deserted place, all is clearly not well. By reviewing production film on a discarded laptop, they witness an awful incident that is the prelude to the awakening of an ancient, dark force. And it’s only thanks to the police, who re-assembled events from available recovered footage, that we get to understand the horror that unfolded.

I can’t give too much away about the plot of this British found footage movie, except to mention that a lot of its appeal lies in the change of tone from its wittier, lighter first half – where a lot of the fun is witnessing the urban YouTubers getting to grips with the countryside - to a darker second act, and in the meshing of the two storylines. Along with the other cast members Ducles and Moritz largely improvise their shtick and it’s a relief that this works perfectly; you might actually want to watch ‘They Deserve it’. 

Director Matthew Butler-Hart’s choice of location - Abercynrig House in Brecon – is perfect for the hand held shenanigans one expects from a FF experience, and while Dagr does descend into running around and screaming for the last 30 of its brief 77 minutes, the whole thing is handled with a panache that injects new life into a sub genre that everyone – me included – thought had breathed its last.

A version of this review was originally published on the Bloody Flicks site.

Gods of the Deep (UK 2024: Dir Charlie Steeds) It's astounding that just eight years ago Steeds made his first full length movie, the Mad Maxesque Deadman Apocalypse, filmed in a large storage container with little more than chicken wire and shopping trolleys to dress it. Gods of the Deep is the director's thirteenth feature, and how far we've come. You can read about that journey here.

In thrall to 'vintage' aquatic creature features like 1989's Leviathan and Deep Star Six, GoDP takes place on a 'deep diving submersible' called Providence 3, capable of negotiating depths formerly unheard of; which is handy because the sponsors of the vessel, the Pickman Corp, have recently discovered what looks like an ancient portal deep beneath the ocean. The Corp have assembled a crack team to pilot the craft to the depths, including James Peters (Derek Nelson), Miskatonic University marine research expert (you've probably guessed by now from the references; like Steeds's previous feature, Freeze, we're in Lovecraft territory), marine biologist Christine Harris (Makenna Guyler), and a shadowy member of the Pickman family (Chris Lines). 

You surely do not need to be told that once submerged a) the crew do indeed find something and bring it back to the craft, b) it starts to misbehave and c) at least one of the crew unveils their ulterior motive for the whole mission. With Steeds's by now familiar low budget limitations, don't expect any massive F/X set pieces here (although there's a nifty end scene which makes effective use of CGI). Most of the director's practical effects are limited to some tentacular action, the discovery itself (which looks like it was assembled from items found in the local garden centre) and a rather impressive Cthulhu sized aquatic creature.

An on point 80s score from Matt (Vampire Virus) Aker and the usual high Steeds production values make this an impressive, if at times empty watch. But there is no denying the director's 'quart from a pint pot' talents; there's a lot of fun to be had here, even if all you get from it is a quick round of 80s monster movie bingo.

Stopmotion (UK 2024: Dir Robert Morgan) "Don't you want to make your own films? Have your own voice?" asks Tom (Tom York) of his girlfriend Ella Blake (Aisling Franciosi). "I don't have my own voice," she responds, which may be true; but what Ella does have, in spades, is vision.

Ella lives in the shadow of her mother, Suzanne (Stella Gonet), a famous animator. Suffering from arthritis, mum is no longer able to manipulate the armature inside the models she uses for her stop frame movies, so Ella helps her. Ella, also an animator, struggles to develop original ideas so ends up helping her mother finish hers: but when Suzanne has a massive stroke, ending up in a coma, her daughter has to move into an empty flat in a deserted block to complete the film. 

But after meeting a young girl (Caoilinn Springall) in the supposedly empty building, Suzanne is encouraged to change the characters in the animation to tell a much darker story.

Morgan's debut feature is a woozy mix of animation and live action, which - of course - calls forth memories of the films of Jan Švankmajer and, in Ella's isolation and dislocated mental state, Catherine Deneuve in Roman Polanski's 1965 movie Repulsion and maybe poor Henry in David Lynch's Eraserhead (1977); it's not as successful as either of these films by the way. Although impressive, this functions more as a mood piece than a structured drama. But it's Franciosi's film; she's a slight but increasingly terrifying - and sympathetic - presence, evoking that of Niamh Algar in Prano Bailey-Bond's 2021 movie Censor. But the whole thing feels like a number of loosely connected set pieces, and the fairy tale elements feel muddled.

Ship of the Damned (UK 2024: Dir Steve Lawson) After a prologue set in 1622, Lawson's latest fright flick takes us into the 21st Century, in contrast to the historical setting of his last few movies. 

We meet Elena (Hannaj Bang Bendz, Wrath of Dracula), a teacher, who's having a hard time with her persistent ex Michael (Jacob Anderton, Ripper Untold). He works for a marine agency, and has been asked to look into a mysterious vessel which has just been pulled to shore. He enlists Elena's help because she's an expert on boats. The ship is very old, and its arrival at the harbour unexplained. Two officials check the craft out, but are despatched by unseen forces within. Michael and Elena indulge their curiosity and manage to steal on board, where they encounter the occupants; a group of cannibal pirates, cursed to remain on the ship and eat anyone who encounters them. But they're also on the lookout for someone who is healthy and fit for breeding, and with Elena in their possession, they set sail.

Lawson's 19th (I think) feature is a few steps back in creativity from his recent run of period movies. I was hoping at least that he'd managed to secure an authentic vessel on which to film, but sadly the ship is a combination of (actually pretty good) miniature work and the usual tightly shot confines of the director's Creativ studio. As usual Lawson makes the best of his meagre resources, and Bendz is a feisty lead, making use of her kick boxing skills at the movie's climax, but this isn't one of his best.

Frankenstein: Legacy (UK 2024: Dir Paul Dudbridge)
Dudbridge directed the overlong, lovely to look at but rather, er boring Fear the Invisible Man last year. Now he's back, plundering the classics again with the overlong, lovely to look at but marginally less boring Frankenstein: Legacy.

Beginning with a rather well done sequence showing the transference of Victor Frankenstein's diaries - a book full of how-to-make-a-monster tips - from person to person through the years; said volume eventually falls into the lap of well to do Millicent Browning (Juliet Aubrey turning in a very good, unhinged performance), who lives in a big country pile with her ailing husband Robert (Philip Martin Brown), son William (Matt Barber) who is a psychiatrist at the local asylum, and daughter Clara (Katie Sheridan). Millicent has a secret lab in the basement (as you do) within which she recreates Frankenstein's experiments. Early results end in failure, but it's only after the death of Robert that she gets her hands on some real material.

Throw in a couple of subplots - one involving the pursuit of the diaries by the ruthless Lady Charlotte (nice to see Michelle Bionic Woman Ryan getting some work), and another featuring William's burgeoning romantic attachment to a nurse, Liza (Alexandra Afryea) - and some rather unfocused comments about the state of medicine and the politics of poverty and race (the script actually contains the line "Let the bodies pile high!") and the result is, well a bit drab. Things liven up in the last half hour with the creation stumbling to life but it's all rather wooden and the script lacklustre. And why the hell Dudbridge decided to chuck in an insipid contemporary ballad over the end credits after spending the preceding 95 minutes trying to create a late 19th Century period atmosphere is beyond me.

Saturday, 27 January 2024

NEW WAVE OF THE BRITISH FANTASTIC FILM 2024 #1: Reviews of Lord of Misrule (UK/Ireland 2023), The End We Start From (UK 2023), Murder Ballads: How to Make it in Rock 'n' Roll (UK 2023), The Haunting in Rosemary Lane (UK 2023), Swiperight (UK 2021) and The Loch Ness Horror (UK 2023)

Lord of Misrule (UK/Ireland 2023: Dir William Brent Bell) Bell has an impressive CV of smart looking, unadventurous but serviceable genre flicks like The Boy (2016) and its 2020 sequel Brahms, and the sequel to Orphan, 2022’s Orphan: First Kill.

And no change here: Bell has amassed all the trappings of the folk horror movement and parcelled them up in a movie simply dripping with cliche.

Tuppence Middleton is Rebecca Holland, a priest who ten months previously located to a living in a small village, taking with her husband Henry (Matt Stokoe) and their 10 year old daughter Grace (Evie Templeton). 

Rebecca might be bringing the word of the Lord, but the villagers cling to ancient beliefs, their celebration of harvest festival appearing to honour something older than Christianity. Little Grace is invited to be the festival’s ‘Harvest Angel’ but lest this be seen as something benign and charming, the village chief Jocelyn Abney (Ralph Ineson) takes it very seriously in his guise as the Lord of Misrule, going to battle with a horned satanic figure, another guy in dressup called Gallowgog, as part of the festival rituals; this devilish character has a history involving the village bestowing him with gifts in return for good fortune.

Shortly after the festival celebrations, in which the Hollands participate happily, Grace goes missing; number one suspect is the guy in the Gallowgog costume, Derry Nash (Luc Ineson, Ralph’s son), but what looks like an open and shut case gets far darker, as Abney reveals his true colours.

Everything in Lord of Misrule is so thoroughly unsurprising that one could only generate an ounce of fear if unaware of The Wicker Man and every similar film that followed in its wake; certainly Rebecca and Henry aren’t aware of it. Spilt into four chapters, following some murky pagan celebrations involving hair, blood and fire, your folk horror bingo card can be quickly filled as you tick off ‘scary masks’, ‘village locals knowing more than they’re telling’, ‘ancient chanted songs’, ‘satanic history lesson’ and ‘Christian soul hoodwinked by people worshipping older gods’. House!

There’s nothing wrong with Lord of Misrule; it’s elegantly photographed and the performances are all fine. But it isn’t doing anything remotely new, and I wished that the resources had been used for something more original.

(A version of this review originally appeared on the Bloody Flicks site).

The End We Start From (UK 2023: Dir Mahalia Belo) The Brits do dystopian sci fi so well. Based on Megan Hunter's sparse novella (its title a kind of riff on a quote from TS Eliot) Belo's first feature starts with an unnamed, heavily pregnant woman (played by Jodie Comer - no character in this film has a name) sitting in the bath, contemplating her baby bump. Outside it's raining, and has been for an unspecific, but clearly extended period of time, enough for water levels to reach a crisis point. The rain strains at the doors to her home and finally breaks through.

London is deep underwater, triggering chaos, amidst which Comer has her baby in a hospital struggling to cope with demand; she decides to travel to relative safety in the country, staying with the parents of her partner, R (Joel Fry). But things escalate; food supplies run low and households start to starve. A tragedy forces Comer and Fry further away from the city towards groups of people who have organised shelter and provisions; meanwhile Comer struggles to raise her baby, teaming up with an American mother, O (Katherine Waterston) and eventually arriving at an island commune run by a woman (Gina McKee) keen to achieve a post flood 'reset' rather than look back at what came before.

The shadows of climate change and the post Brexit environment haunt The End We Start From, although the film is principally the story of a mother's relationship with her child, a reconciliation of past and present, and a rumination on home. Comer is excellent in an understated role, and while the film is perhaps only peripherally a 'Fantastic' film its homage to survival TV of the 1970s, and convincing - for the budget - scenes of London underwater, warrant its inclusion.

Murder Ballads: How to Make it in Rock 'n' Roll (UK 2023: Dir Mitchell Tolliday) Former child prodigy Keys (Imogen Wilde) auditions for bad boy band Stack of Corpses, whose lack of hits is in danger of getting them booted off their record label. Her rival for the job is pushy Annie (Lauren Cornelius) who, after a struggle with Keys, ends up under a car, thus reducing the competition to one.

Two of the band members hit upon the idea of stealing lyrics from the home of a successful musician, the late Richard O’Keefe (Simon Callow, whose advice to musicians bookmarks the six chapters of the film). The subsequent song goes all the way to number one, mainly because Stack of Corpses’ manager, the excitable Larry (Alyx Nazir), has paid to put it there, and now his creditors want their money back.

The stage is set for chaos as Larry is hunted down by the money men, the band fight among themselves and struggle to conceal their song theft from O’Keefe’s daughter Megan (Nicci Yin), who has turned up to interview them for a magazine piece. 

Murder Ballads is frantic, gory and stuffed with crazy characters to keep the story going. As a comedy though it generally feels very flat, unless your taste is towards the slapstick. There’s a very funny scene where the band’s drinks are spiked by Stack of Corpses’ druggy vocalist Brian (Rhiann Connor) but it’s the exception; separating the film into six chapters was a good idea in principle but actually just makes the whole film feel less cohesive.

Sadly we don’t really get to hear any of the band’s songs, which would have been fun, and the soundtrack, comprising music from pretty much every genre, doesn’t give the film much of an identity (Stack of Corpses look like they should be a hardcore group but we never find out). Not for me then.

(A version of this review originally appeared on the Bloody Flicks site).

The Haunting in Rosemary Lane (UK 2023: Dir Matthew Littlechild)
As a break from all the high production value films that usually occupy these 'pages', here's a return to good old DIY filmmaking.

Two lads sitting around drinking home brew (the director and his mate, Sam Eladlani) hit upon the idea of making a documentary about the legend of the witch at Rosemary Lane on the Isle of Wight.

They mange to contact four people, all with some knowledge of the legend, although it's touch and go whether this will come off, as Matt and Sam are, shall we say, 'jazz woodbines' experts.

Rachel tells the story of a woman possessed by a demon in the 1930s who killed some children and then hanged herself; apparently you can still hear the children crying in the night. Mia's story, disbelieved by everyone she tells it to, is about her mum who went looking for their cat and disappeared. Sally tells of a demon in the woods that killed her friend Dave by forcing him to hang himself. The last of the interviewees, Bill, tells of fishing at the local lake when he saw a demon face, resulting in all the fish dying.

Armed with all this evidence, the pair decide to investigate the woods where all the strange stuff occurred; Matt's keen, Sam less so. And before you can say The Blair Witch Project the boys are running into strange twig arrangements, hearing weird sounds, wandering around lost and discovering strange skull faced women. The quality of the filming renders much of the dialogue all but inaudible, so it's left to the rough and ready visuals to do the work. It's all pretty scrappy but at under an hour it's not going to test your patience that much.

You can watch The Haunting in Rosemary Lane on Vimeo here.

Swiperight (UK 2021: Dir Jane Sanger)
The one and only feature by seasoned shorts director Sanger, Swiperight has been around since 2021, when it troubled a couple of festivals, but has only now seen the light of day in the UK.

And the reason for the timelag? Yep, it's not very good. A brother and sister, Mark and Jodie, growing up in an imposing Connecticut pile, are having to contend with the arrival of a baby sibling. The boy, Mark, a troubled young chap, deals with the inconvenience by drowning the wean. Adjacent to the house is an asylum where, unsurprisingly, young Mark is incarcerated. The parents hot foot it to the UK to escape the family stain.

Many years later Jodie (Ellie Bindman) is all grown up and has returned to America with a group of girlfriends; they're dancers (pretty poor ones as it happens) about to compete in a big show, and are using Jodie's old house as a base for rehearsals and general hanging out; their number includes Madison (Melissa Sangar/de Winter) who grew up in the asylum, being the daughter of the presiding quack, Dr Bennett (Toyah Willcox). Some of the girls are obsessed with a dating app (you can probably guess how the title comes into its own) and end up inviting some internet dates to a pool party. And then the girls start getting bumped off, all fingers seeming to point to stringy handyman Luke (David Thackeray) with his penchant for, in his words, catching what he can eat.

Swiperight groans under the weight of its own ambition. There are flashbacks galore, an American setting (actually Kent) which seems to serve little purpose narratively and a lot of characters, most of whom don't have a lot to do. The second part, where the killings begin and the killer unmasks himself, is way better than the turgid first half, but the acting is uniformly flat and the US setting just weird, featuring some of the lamest uniformed cops to have graced a screen since Paul Marco and Duke Moore in 1956's Plan 9 from Outer Space (props through to Sanger for putting actors in front of giveaway UK power points in the interior shots).

The Loch Ness Horror (UK 2023: Dir Tyler-James) "Have you ever heard of...the Loch Ness monster?" asks deep sea team member Lara (Becca Hirani) as said beast mounts an attack on the vessel that she and her team have launched to track down a boat that went missing 48 hours previously. Nobody laughs in response at the seemingly stupid question; it's that kind of movie.

Two groups of experienced (it says here) technical personnel join forces to scout the area where the last boat went missing, but have different objectives. One group is simply fact finding, the other, headed by aggressive Ewan (Rob Kirtley), know that a certain water resident monster is responsible and want to...well it's not clear. Capture it? What no one expects is that the LNM, when located, can secrete deadly gunk which has the ability to transfer spore to unsuspecting humans, leading to the hatching of little critters, which apparently grow to great size very quickly.  

The Loch Ness Horror is brought to you courtesy of co-producer Rhys Frake-Waterfield's Dark Abyss company, who have been responsible for a whole slew of recent UK creature features rivalling US counterparts The Asylum for cheap CGI derived thrills. Regular readers of these reviews will recognise the usual suspects at work here: Hirani is the acting name of Rebecca Matthews, producing partner with the ubiquitous Scott Jeffrey (not present on this project), and the cast is packed with names familiar from other Jeffrey/Matthews productions. Some, like Hirani and May Kelly as crew mate Ava, are actually pretty good; others fare less well. 

Utilising the Chatham docks located HMS Cavalier as the set for the film was rather a good idea; the claustrophobic interiors make a good backdrop for the running around. And as a seabound thriller it functions pretty well (although characters remain undeveloped). But the LNM element plunges the movie into familiar murky  - and terribly overfamiliar - CGI territory, which is getting rather tired now.