Tuesday, 3 November 2026

Shocktober 2026: All the films reviewed - Part 1: Reviews of Buddy (USA 2026), Salmokji: Whispering Water (South Korea 2026), Passenger (USA/Canada 2026), Ouija Hell House (USA 2026), Capture (USA 2026), Bodycam (Canada 2025), Best Served Cold (Philippines 2026), Infirmary (USA 2026) and Bury the Devil (Canada/USA 2026)

Each October I try to provide capsule reviews of 31 films made or released in the current year which I haven't yet seen. Sadly I failed to reach the magic figure of 31, but here are the 17 I did cover, split over two parts:

Buddy (USA 2026: Dir Casper Kelly) I have distant memories of catching episodes of the US TV series Barney & Friends when it aired in the UK TV during the 1990s. Barney, the central character, was a huge purple dinosaur who, every week, played with a group of stage school moppets who together sang songs and learned wholesome lessons about obedience and friendship.

Casper Kelly has appropriated the ‘Barney’ setup for his latest movie. The ‘Buddy’ of the title (authentically voiced in true ‘Barney’ style by Keegan-Michael Key) is a giant orange unicorn who, as the lead in an eponymous regular late 1990s TV show, preaches love and understanding to his perma smiling playmates, Freddy (Delaney Quinn), Oliver (Tristan Borders) and Wade (Caleb C.J. Williams). In the first ‘episode’ Buddy throws a dance party for his chums, although one of them, Josh (Luke Speakman) would rather read his book ('A Wrinkle in Reality', a take on the actual book ‘A Wrinkle in Time’ and appropriate in terms of what happens next).  

By the next episode, Josh is missing, replaced by the perky Hannah (Madison Skyy Polan); his book, discarded in the trash, covered in blood and discovered by Freddy during a group hug, is the first sign that all might not be well in Buddy-land. From here on in the outsize host begins to exert his narcissistic influence until several of the kids make a break over the wall in search of an Oz type city called Diamond City.

Kelly then offers a parallel story set in today’s America, where mum Grace (Cristin Milioti) seems to be having a kind of suburban relapse, going quietly nuts as she thinks she may have mislaid one of her children, much to the annoyance of her terrible husband (Topher Grace). These two stories will eventually coalesce as Buddy seeks to track down the renegade kids and restore order to TV land.

Buddy is so delightfully unhinged you won’t mind that the elements making up the movie seem a little loose. Unlike other ‘twisted childhood’ films (of which the 2019 The Banana Splits Movie is probably the closest here) Kelly’s feature is truly subversive, and its production values render the whole thing scarily convincing. Bloody, funny and endlessly inventive, this is great filmmaking.

Salmokji: Whispering Water (South Korea 2026: Dir Lee Sang Min) Korean horror cinema continues to throw up some of the most inventive films in the genre, and Lee Sang Min’s second feature proves a point.

Road View Media, an online mapping company responsible for committing South Korea to a series of photos for GPS purposes, have hit on a problem. In one of their perspective images of the Salmokji Reservoir, there is a photo of a woman’s head surfacing from the water. Nobody knows how the photo was uploaded, but the company appoint a team to travel to the location to take a replacement set.

Leading the team is producer Han Su-in (Kim Hye-yoon), cameramen Song Kyung-tae (Kim Young-sung) and his brother Kyung-jun (Oh Dong-min), and two assistants, Jang Seong-bin (Yoon Jae-chan) and Moon Se-jeon (Jang Da-ah), who both run their own supernatural online show. Their interest in joining the expedition is not coincidental: the Salmokji Reservoir, a real Korean location is, according to one of the cast, “the crossroads of life and death”, a place where others have gone missing, most recently company CEO Woo Kyo-shik (Kim Jun-han) who, depressed following his wife’s death, stopped returning calls after journeying to the area.

If the photographic team start their journey with a light heart, a series of misadventures, faulty equipment and GPS tracking, plus some weird visual tricks, have them quickly reevaluating the watery area for what it really is; a submerged graveyard where no one thought to remove the bodies before flooding the area (hello Poltergeist). And the spirits of the departed, in true, K-horror tradition, are vengeful wraiths who create a smokescreen of trickery to lure their victims who, despite the equipment available to them, are powerless to identify the threat facing the group.

Salmokji: Whispering Water was a box office smash in South Korea, and rightfully so. It may be a little overcomplicated at times, but the director manages to create a plausible atmosphere of slow dread punctuated by some visceral shocks. In a reverse way to the real life Aokigahara ‘Suicide’ forest in Japan, which gave rise to a number of films which interpreted its legend, the haunted waters of this film have inspired the real location to become a spooky tourist attraction. Weird but true.

Passenger (USA/Canada 2026: Dir André Øvredal)
Young couple Tyler (Jacob Scipio) and Maddie (Lou Llobell) are about to give up the loft life of NYC for one on the road, literally cashing it all in and buying a large camper van. At least that’s the plan. In Tyler’s eyes the next stage of their life is perfect; he’s got the ring stashed away for a surprise proposal, and the beach is calling. Maddie on the other hand is riven with doubts, even though she goes along with the plan, and six weeks later they’re both living the ‘van life’ favoured, apparently, by an increasing number of Americans.

Now if you’ve seen the excellent Nomadland you’ll know that for some this life choice is one borne of necessity rather than desire. And there’s a sour edge to the dream when the pair hang out at a kind of van festival where Maddie sees a wall of missing persons flyers, people who have vanished while pursuing life on the road. She also sees a motif of three scratches which crops up again and again; it’s ‘hobo code’ for something unsafe. “The road can be a scary place” warns one festival attendee, telling them never to drive at night. Too late: they’ve already pulled over to assist the occupants of a crashed car, only to find that ‘something’ has latched onto their van, or more precisely them. A something that wants them dead but first is happy to drive them out of their minds, the ‘dark opposite’ of the happy traveller.

Øvredal, a director with an impressive CV of fantastic features, is a secure pair of hands to breathe life into a story which, on paper, must have looked like a kind of souped up Jeepers Creepers. It’s a film of two halves; in the first Maddie’s doubts about her new life are underscored by the rising threat of the external environment; the insecurity of their existence, initially felt only by her, manifesting in a series of scenes in which the supernatural threat starts to tinker with her mind.

But once Tyler catches up with things the second half becomes an overfamiliar race with the devil, with a series of admittedly well mounted set pieces as the pair try to stay alive. Where Passenger succeeds is in that first half, but the second feels safe and predictable. As other critics have mentioned, the horror genre these days is renowned for taking chances with narrative and setup; Øvredal’s film feels like a return to the safe plotting of yesteryear, which seems like a bit of a wasted opportunity.

Ouija Hell House (USA 2026: Dir Calvin Morie McCarthy) Wow. this guy might be my new favourite horror filmmaker, if his latest freakout is anything to go by. Hailing from the Pacific North West, McCarthy, who also acts, produces and writes, has a habit of tapping into the zeitgeist, or at least borrowing the names of successful movie series for his projects and adding classic fright flicks to the title; for example 2022’s Conjuring: The Beyond and the following year’s Insidious Inferno. See what I mean?

Ouija Hell House once again calls to mind two separate franchises and is related to neither.  Single mum Danielle (former Mrs Universe - yes it is a thing - Laura Hunter) relocates to her late grandmother’s house following a divorce, keen to make a new start. With her are daughters Michelle (Hailey Stubblefield) and younger sister, non verbal Sierra (Victoria Hunter, Laura’s daughter).

To add to the post-divorce trauma, deeply sarcastic Michelle is also still getting over the death of her friend from a drugs overdose. Danielle is hopeful that her family can make a fresh start in a new home, but mopey Michelle feels otherwise, not helped by Sierra filming everything (adding a much not needed ‘found footage’ aspect to the film).

But we’ve seen a prologue where a grocery delivery guy, arriving at the same house, has encountered, to his immense bad luck, a rotting corpse in the bathroom, a smoke belching demon and three undead young women. Oh and a Ouija board, the same board that Danielle discovers, hoping that a quick spin of the planchette is what’s needed to establish some mum/daughter bonding time. Bad idea; the demons return, mum and Michelle get a bit possessed, and mayhem ensures.

Topped off with an outrageous twist which sharp eyed viewers may pick up on from earlier in the movie, Ouija Hell House makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, which is the best thing about it. It feels like a throwback to shot on VHS features of the 1980s; there’s gratuitous nudity via a weird bathroom scene, crazy video footage, a dreary synth soundtrack and narrative strands which crash and burn at every opportunity. I bloody loved this and, post Halloween, I’m off to watch all this guy’s available features, including a 2021 movie entitled Jesus Was Evil, in which ‘a pair of beautiful female missionaries go on an infidel killing spree.’ I cannot wait. On another site Laura Hunter describes her role of Danielle as “exciting and deeply meaningful”. She obviously hasn’t watched it.

Capture (USA 2026: Dir Bruce Wemple) Now if someone complemented you on your photographic equipment by saying you had a killer camera, you’d be flattered, right? Well in Bruce Wemple’s latest it’s a comment best taken literally. His last two movies were the underwhelming The North Witch and The Hangman, both from 2024, and it looks like he hasn’t improved much.

Kaitlyn Lunardi plays Abby, an adopted young woman who’s a bit of a mess up, with some alcohol and substance issues, currently hiding out at her foster sister’s apartment and going nowhere. Out of the blue she discovers that she’s inherited the house owned by her natural parents, a fixer upper which is clearly way too big for a single woman; but stubborn Abby ignores any advice to sell up and move on, deciding to make a go of it.

Searching the house, Abby finds a camcorder and a box of tapes which contain recordings of her parents, who made a decision to buy the house to accommodate Abby’s mother’s counselling practice, and sessions with her patients, including one very odd character named ‘Kevin’ (Will Maizel). She learns that the house, and her parents, have a terrible reputation in town, but also that a force has been released via her mother’s work which may now reside within the gaff.

Despite a prologue which suggests some supernatural activity is at work, Wemple then presents us with a fairly tepid domestic drama into which the spooky bits are somewhat awkwardly added. The idea of the ‘ghost in the machine’ isn’t new and thus has to be handled carefully; here it’s a rather clumsy device.

But Wemple still manages to elicit some scares and a brooding atmosphere, if you can ignore the basic silliness of the setup, and gives us a great downbeat ending, entirely in keeping with the rest of the film.

Bodycam (Canada 2025: Dir Brandon Christensen)
More ‘found footage’ hokum which promises much and delivers less and less as it progresses.

Police Officers Jackson and Bruce (Jaime M. Callica and Sean Rogerson respectively) are called to a domestic incident at a house in an area populated by ‘tweakers’ (people who abuse methamphetamine) who wander around outside, listlessly, like zombies. While Jackson is used to the neighbourhood – his mother lives there – Bruce is twitchy, becoming more so as they enter the property, which lies in darkness. Inside there is screaming, a big hole in the floor with the word ‘rise’ daubed above it; the cop, clearly nervous, pulls the trigger too quickly, and a woman and baby lie dead. In another room a distraught woman faces the cops and then cuts her own throat with a broken bottle.

Faced with a dilemma, Jackson wants to call it in but Bruce is keen to cover up the misdemeanour. This locks the pair into a long night of the soul in which they are unable to escape the impact of their actions or the neighbourhood in which it took place. Brandon Christensen, who last year gave us slasher Night of the Reaper, wraps his film up in social commentary, the occult, mindflip exercises and, ultimately, outright horror.

But the setup, while authentic (filmed in the poorer suburbs of Alberta, Canada) is fairly one note. There’s sorrow in this movie (Jackson’s sister died young in the area) but it’s not given room to breathe, and smothered by a need to keep the two cops on the run, at the expense of much needed drama. As the title suggests, the shot on bodycam format is effective, but I found the increasing hysteria of the piece unconvincing.

Best Served Cold (Philippines 2026: Dir Richard V. Soames)
The first Shocktober trip away from the USA and Canada takes us to the Philippines, a country which has been making horror films since 1927, and most memorably gave us the ‘Blood Island’ movies.

Best Served Cold, from its title onwards, ain’t going to win any awards for subtlety, but it’s a lot of fun. Best friends Gwen (Elisse Joson) and Moira (Alexa Miro) have come to Ibiza for the former’s bridal shower. But Gwen is starting to get cold feet, and asks her husband to be, Marvin (Paolo Varela) for a postponement; she still has some living to do. And that living extends to getting flirty with tour guide Joaquin (Derrick Dover) who invites the pair, and their friends, to a private resort; how can they say no?

Run by Dionis (Raymond Humphries) and his wife Corazon (Monika Truong), the luxury hideaway has everything they need for a leisurely combination of good food, sun and (PG) sex. Corazon is an excellent cook, serving bespoke meals for the guests. But right upfront the pair disclose – to the viewers, at least – their true calling; they’re cannibals, part of a network of well to do flesh eaters who took their spiritual inspiration (and appetites) from a certain plane 1972 plane crash in the Andes, where survivors were forced to eat their dead passengers in order to survive. Reckoning that their Filippino guests are the equivalent of truffle pigs, they look forward to killing the group and serving them up for their discerning cannibal guests.

“Are we in some international travelogue movie gone wrong, that turns into a horror flick?” asks camp Elliott (Macoy Dubs), one of the group responsible for hooking them up with the resort owners. Which is precisely what happens in Best Served Cold, as the film morphs from beautiful people enjoying themselves to frightened sunseekers running for their lives. And while the first half of the film looks like it ain’t going to deliver, the whole thing goes all Pascal Laugier by the end, as limbs are hacked off, people get covered in the ketchup and a pitched battle takes place between the cannibals and their intended dinner.

It’s perhaps a little long and occasionally too languid in pace but the best thing about Soames’s movie is the surprising pivot from teen adventure to bloodbath. Not bad at all.

Infirmary (USA 2026: Dir Nicholas Pineda)
There are two types of ‘found footage’ films; those which feature gangs of young people wandering around somewhere supposedly haunted and screaming their heads off, and the other where the ‘action’ rolls out more sedately using CCTV and long shot video footage, Paranormal Activity style. On paper Pineda’s debut feature sounds like an average example of the second type, using a location more favoured by the first.

Ex soldier Edward (Paul Syre Lee) is on his first night as a security guard at an abandoned psychiatric hospital. After clearing his papers with administrator Ms Downey (Danielle Kennedy) he meets the brusque, seen it all before security chief Lester (Mark Anthony Williams), asleep on the job in their first encounter. Lester wastes no time in belittling quiet Edward, who likely is suffering PTSD, if his solo military workouts in empty corridors are anything to go by.

Lester shows the rookie around, including a hazing ritual where the new recruit is briefly locked in a morgue cabinet, while the history of the facility is explained; patients were subject to intense testing by Mrs Wilshire, the increasingly unhinged former head of the hospital. Scattered about the place, as well as the usual discarded equipment and medical files (presumably patient confidentiality isn’t the same in the good old US of A) are some anatomical dummies used for practice sessions; these will later take on a creepy relevance.

Pineda avoids the usual boredom induced by movies like these by having Edward and Lester both flawed and believable, an ability to create atmosphere with a still camera fixed on half lit corridors and, best of all, Berlin based Stephen Bolch’s organic, pulsing soundtrack (recording as ‘Theatre of Delays’) which brings the movie to life; or whatever form it could be described.

Technically there’s nothing new going on here but it’s done with panache and the ability to depict the liminal spaces of old, abandoned buildings. Pretty good.

Bury the Devil (Canada/USA 2026: Dir Adam O’Brien)
Julia (Emmanuelle Lussier Martinez) is a paid carer to an older woman, Evelyn (Dawn Ford) who presents with symptoms of dementia. As Julia prepares her client for bed, she learns that the older woman had a daughter named Sarah, an ex husband, Randall (Bill Rowat), and was an artist, who painted various weird canvasses that decorate Evelyn’s large and rather gothic home.

Julia’s own personal life, including an overbearing father who phones her constantly, and ongoing regrets about her late mother, means that she remains caring but slightly nervous. She’s about to get more twitchy when Evelyn, who should be in bed, starts appearing throughout the house. Worse still, Evelyn’s ex husband turns up at the front door, as a storm gathers, claiming that his former wife may not be who she claims to be, and that Julia is in danger.

Thus the stage is set for a tense stand off between Randall and Evelyn, together with a team of would be exorcists, to try and capture a malevolent spirit that has torn the family apart. And through all of this Julia struggles to protect her client, while gradually realising that she is involved in a battle for the soul far outside her understanding.

Bury the Devil is filmed as a one-shot movie (it isn’t but the joins are very well disguised), which allows the camera to explore both the house and the people in it, whiplashing between rooms and floors as the feature reaches its climax. Apart from this and the excellent cast, who all give 100% to their roles, the real star here is the house, a sprawling, dark and dangerous structure which is the perfect backdrop to events within it. Martinez and Ford are both exemplary, onscreen for pretty much the whole thing and perfectly believable. I really loved this film; atmospheric and disturbing, I strongly recommend it.

Friday, 30 October 2026

Never After Dark aka Nebâ Afutâ Dâku (Japan 2026: Dir Dave Boyle)

If his name doesn't sound particularly Japanese, well you'd be right: but Dave Boyle, the American writer/director of Never After Dark, studied Japanese at university and has a history of incorporating Japanese themes (and cast members) into his projects.

So it's perhaps not surprising that his latest, a first foray into the realms of the supernatural, feels entirely authentic in atmosphere. But upfront it's worth mentioning that Boyle is not here to reproduce the usual elements of J-horror; Never After Dark is for the most part a slow, meditative piece, rather than a fright flick per se.

Airi (Moeka Hoshi) is, when we first meet her, driving to the location of her latest job. In the back seat is a young girl (Karumi Inagaki), seen reflected in the rear view mirror. The first impression is that this is either a mother/daughter setup or a standard older/younger sibling relationship. It's the latter but with one exception; the young girl is dead and can be only be seen by her sibling, who is a psychic for hire (the bittersweetness of this is compounded by Airi originally being the younger sister).

The employer in question is the welcoming but frightened Teiko (Tae Kimura) and her sceptical son Gunji (Kento Kaku). The pair have bought a huge house, a former hotel in the middle of nowhere, with a view to renovating it. But any plans have been halted because Teiko is being constantly haunted by the spirit of an unnamed man (Mutsuo Yoshioka); Airi has been employed to lay the ghost or, in her sister's words, "help them become unstuck and go to the next world".

A condition of the job is that Airi works alone (although her sister is constantly on hand to offer advice and support); Teiko and Ginji decamp to a local hotel. But not for long; the pair constantly return to the house to assess progress, even though Airi assures them that the process is pretty boring to observe, one which she only carries out during the day (hence the film's title).

But we do at least understand Teiko's concerns when Airi witnesses the apparition, a gaunt man with a hideous injury to the lower half of his face. However, it's not just the spirit with whom the ghost layer has to contend; the whole house, with its clocks that run backwards and a hidden compartment containing a tin box full of teeth, seems weird. Airi and her recently departed spirit assistant must solve the mystery of the haunting - even if the source of it may be earthbound in nature - using old school rituals such as hair burning and even a Victorian phenakistoscope, in increasingly desperate attempts to exorcise the restless spirit.

As others have commented, the closest comparator for the unusual goings on in Never After Dark is Ti West's 2011 movie The Innkeepers. Both movies offer a slow burn spooky setup whose cast of odd characters is as disconcerting as the central supernatural theme. Boyle's movie is arguably too slow at times, despite a final revelatory reel, but Hoshi and Iangaki give us a likeable pair of ghost hunters, and Boyle's attention to detail and mood creates a sustained atmosphere of weirdness and, on more than one occasion, profound sadness.

Never After Dark is released on digital platforms from 2 November.

Wednesday, 28 October 2026

10 more great Halloween novelty songs


My records show that its been six years since I brought you 10 slices of Halloween ham for your delectation. The 2019 round up is here and the 2020 one here. Not sure why the gap existed. Anyway...

#10 - The Dracula Trot - Hans Conried and Alice Pearce - this 1959 number appeared on an RCA Victor album called 'Monster Rally'. Conried and Pearce were both actors; the former voiced Captain Hook and Snidely Whiplash (the latter ripped off by Paul Winchell for his Dick Dastardly voice on Wacky Races), while Pearce’s is perhaps best known as the first Mrs. Kravitz on TVs Bewitched (she died young of cancer at the age of 48). The musical director is listed as “Frank N. Stein” but was likely the arranger/conductor Joel Herron, who is credited as co-writer on seven songs on the album.


#9 - Werewolf - The Frantics - hailing from Seattle, Washington, The Frantics started out as a duo called the Hi-Fis. After recruiting a bassist and a drummer, they were known as the Four Frantics and finally just The Frantics. The band at various points included three members of Moby Grape. 'Werewolf' was released twice; it was a B side of a 1959 Dolton Records single and then re-released a year later, again on Dolton,  as an A side, with an instrumental version of the song on the B side. The spoken section is performed by Dolton's founder Bob Reisdorff, quoting lines from the 1941 movie The Wolf Man. 


#8 - You Can Get Him Frankenstein - The Castle Kings - the first of two singles by a US doo-wop group, location sadly not known, recorded in 1961. One of the vast number of songs which cashed in on the TV broadcasting of Universal monster movies (and the subsequent Aurora model kits), 'You Can Get Him Frankenstein' was co-written by the band's guitarist, Ed Adlum, and one Phil Spector. The vocalist was Frank Tinelli. The single's B side was an uptempo version of the Scottish standard 'Loch Lomond'.


#7 - Mad Witch - Dave Gardner - although this was recorded in 1957 somehow it feels a lot older. 'Mad Witch' was the first single by Tennessee born Gardner - nicknamed 'Brother Dave' following a one-semester term as a Southern Baptist ministerial student - who came to the attention of RCA Records when his amusing between song chats propelled him into the national eye, along with the first of several appearances on national television talk/variety shows such as The Tonight Show. As a comedian he was variously described as a 'Southern Lenny Bruce' or 'Billy Graham with a sense of humour'. There aren't many laughs in this rather amphetamine fuelled backwoods number, but it's a good 'un.


#6 - The Crewnecks - Rockin' Zombie - ever wondered where Lux Interior went for his inspiration? Pennsylvanian vocal group could be the answer; or one of 'em anyway. A five piece, all students from Wilkes College, were active between 1957 and 1961; Rockin' Zombie dates from 1959. After a successful touring nightclub act and extensive TV appearances, the band eventually broke up because of military service commitments.


#5 - The Ghouls - Dracula's Deuce - the 1964 brainchild of Gary Usher, an American rock musician, songwriter, and record producer, who worked with numerous California acts in the 1960s, including the Byrds, the Beach Boys and Dick Dale. Just one of a billion acts to have taken their inspiration from the 1962 smash hit 'Monster Mash' by Bobby (Boris) Pickett And The Crypt-Kickers, The Ghouls comprised seasoned session players like Bill Cooper, Dick Burns, and Richard Podolor and, unlike many of their contemporaries, actually organised themselves to record a whole album of this stuff, also titled 'Dracula's Deuce'. It's pretty good!


#4 - Frankenstein's Party - The Swingin' Phillies - 1957's only single by this Philadelphia vocal group composed of Charles Cosom, Philip Hurtt, Richard Hill, Ronald Headon and Al Hurtt, the founder of the combo. The boys formed after discovering each other at their church. A pre 'Monster Mash' song, as well as the usual suspects this also references 'Blueberry Hill', a song which had become a massive smash covered by Fats Domino a year before this, 'Long Tall Sally' after the 1956 Little Richard hit, and Mighty Joe Young, a 1949 King Kong sequel which has been re-released into cinemas the year this single came out.


#3 - Dr Frankenstein's Disco Party - Johnny Wakelin - On this side of the pond for a change, Brighton's Wakelin was born in 1939, his biggest claims to fame being two songs about boxer Muhammed Ali, 'Black Superman' and the proto Burundi hit 'In Zaire'. But it was his 1977 album 'Africa Man' that yielded this internationally released classic. "All his invitations are delivered by a bat; Transylvania they do it like that" purrs Johnny, in between repeating the title...a lot.



#2 - Witchfinder General - Carl Douglas - staying with da funk, albeit a little more authentically, is disco king Douglas, born in 1942 in Kingston, Jamaica. After moving to the UK to study sound engineering, he had some success in the 1960s both as a solo artist and as part of the group 'Carl Douglas And The Big Stampede'. While his biggest hit was 'Kung Fu Fighting', the first track on his 1974 debut LP 'Kung Fu Fighter' issued a year later (and named to cash in on the popularity of Bruce Lee and martial arts), the second track on the album was this bizarre homage to Matthew Hopkins, the 'Witchfinder General' of history, popularised in Michael Reeves's 1968 film of the same name. "Says he's got a thing about burnin' witches, ooh, some of these were mighty fine bitches, nobody knows if he's doin' right, another cord, he does 'em all, ride right through the night" sings Carl. Of course he does.


#1 - S.O.S - The Marshmallow Ghosts - this track is taken from The Marshmallow Ghosts 2019 LP 'The Old Witch's Cavern'. The MGs have been bringing out a Halloween themed vinyl every year since 2009; there's something about their sound that encapsulates the kind of holiday I've always wanted, a bit trashy, a little bit scary, American but not too American. The story behind this LP is that the band - actually a collective of musicians who put out music on the Georgia based Graveface Records label - came across some tapes used in a now closed haunted mine attraction in that State and set them to music. Full disclosure; I paid a LOT for this album and will continue to support their annual seasonal releases because for me, this is Halloween. 



Monday, 19 October 2026

DEoL @ London Film Festival 2026 #7 - Pakeezah (India 1972: Dir Kamal Amrohi)

I was originally pointed to the existence of Pakeezah by my wife; it's one of her treasured films, not least because it was her own now late mother's favourite and she has precious memories of both of them enjoying it together. 

My own exposure to 'Bollywood' cinema (and I don't really like that term) was, until Amrohi's movie, pretty slight. I'd caught the odd late night feature on Channel 4 back in the day, finding them energetic but slightly impenetrable, so when we first saw this film together, at a BFI screening several years ago, I was impressed but still a little cool; always an uncomfortable position when your significant other values something so much.

Flash forward a few years and the BFI's choice to show a restored Pakeezah on their IMAX screen for the last day of the 2026 LFF was an opportunity not to be missed, particularly as the film was introduced by the director's son and sister, respectively Tajdar and Rukhsaar Amrohi.

There are many great pieces of writing on the gestation and lengthy development of Pakeezah, covering the fractured relationship between the allegedly controlling Amrohi and his troubled wife Meena Kumari, the star of the film, who would die shortly after its release at the age of 39; I'll let you read those rather than reproduce that history here.

As you would expect from a 153 minute film, Pakeezah's story has many complexities. Split into two parts, the first concerns a famous courtesan, Nargis (Kumari) who dreams of marrying Shahbuddin (Ashok Kumar) but is prevented from doing this by his father, Hakim Saab (D. K. Sapru). Rejected, she flees to a nearby cemetery, giving birth to a daughter before dying, but not before she writes Shahbuddin a letter asking him to come for his child. Nargis' sister Nawabjaan (Veena) discovers Nargis's body and brings the baby home with her.

17 years later the daughter, named Sahibjaan (also Kumari) is also a courtesan at Nawabjaan's brothel. Shahbuddin comes into possession of the letter and tracks down his now-adult daughter, claiming her for his own, but she's stolen away. While travelling by train, a young man enters Sahibjaan's compartment and sees her sleeping. Struck by her beauty, he leaves her a note. After arriving at her destination, Sahibjaan wakes up and finds the note. She reads it and falls in love with the note's author. Meanwhile a wealthy patron, Nawab (Kamal Kapoor) steals Sahibjaan away on his boat, but it's attacked by elephants; shipwrecked, she's taken to the tent of forest ranger Salim (Raaj Kumar) who works out that she was the woman he met on the train.

Sahibjaan feigns amnesia to avoid telling him of her profession, and although she's taken back to the brothel again she escapes and is nearly run over by a train; luckily Salim is on hand to rescue her, where the pair plan to elope; he renames her 'Pakeezah'; the pure one. But, scared of declaring her profession, once again she returns to the brothel; Salim decides to marry someone else but asks Sahibjaan to dance at his wedding. . During the recital, Nawabjaan recognises Shahbuddin, Salim's paternal uncle, and calls him to witness the irony of the situation: his own daughter dancing and entertaining his family. Shahbuddin's father tries to shoot Nawabjaan to silence her but instead kills Shahbuddin who was trying to protect her. With his dying breath, Shahbuddin asks Salim to marry Sahibjaan. Salim's wedding palanquin defies convention and arrives at Sahibjaan's brothel, fulfilling Shahbuddin's dying wish.

Because of the absence of original elements, Pakeezah's restoration is far from perfect, but the combination of the rich Eastmancolor - particularly in the exterior scenes of the second half of the film - coloured by legendary matte artist Ivor (Black Narcissus and The Red Shoes) Beddoes (credited as Ivory Bedos), and the overall hazy look is extraordinary. Veteran 'Bollywood' cinematographer Josef Wirsching manages immense sweeping vistas of the sumptuous countryside and extraordinary crane shots as the camera explores the complicated brothel sets, a fabulous setting for the songs and dances that bring the film to life. As my wife noted within the libretto Sahibjaan is a quiet character without agency; when she sings and dances her character is brought to life and she becomes an elemental force. It's an extraordinary performance, bitter sweet that it was to be Kumari's last. The length of the shoot - possibly as much as fifteen years - tells on the actress's face and need for body double, but there's no denying the power and pain of her performance.

Saturday, 17 October 2026

DEoL @ London Film Festival 2026 #6 - Rogue Trooper (UK 2026: Dir Duncan Jones)

After Jones's dreadful Warcraft back in 2016, the prospect of more animation from the director filled me with dread. Rogue Trooper, based on a strip from the '2000 AD' comic, was a labour of love for Jones, and it shows. This is a 'Mocap' feature (you know, Avatar, that kind of thing) with a stellar UK cast providing the voices (and the sources of the faces). At the screening I attended, the majority of the audience were thirty something blokes clearly at ease with the gaming culture look of the movie (although I heard one guy on the way out saying that he felt sick throughout...and I know what he means).

Anyway, what's it all about? Well as far as I can ascertain - and there's a lot of content -  it's set on a wartorn and environmentally poisoned version of earth, the location for a long term battle between the 'Norts' and the 'Southers' (the latter's rousing battle song plays over the opening and closing credits). 

19, a 'genetic infantryman' (Aneurin Barnard) is one of a squad of adapted soldiers developed by the 'Southers', with personalities that can be removed and placed in new bodies on death; the ultimate killing machines (although the fact that the reanimated 'souls' of the GIs (geddit?) sometimes end up in guns or backpacks provides a lot of the movie's often spot on humour).

A betrayal within the ranks decimates 19's regiment, and it's up to him to infiltrate the enemy and discover the mole. This pretty simple setup is occluded with a barrage of characters, situations and noise that will have anyone unfamiliar with this kind of thing (non gamers who don't sit very close to their TVs then) exhausted.

But gradually the mo-cap mist clears and this viewer really started to enjoy themselves. The cast is stuffed with UK comedy regulars; Diane Morgan is a stiff backed colonel, Matt Berry 'plays' one half of a dodgy sales team, looking to sell 19 off, and Hayley Atwell makes a mid movie appearance as a tough vigilante named Venus Bluegenes. This is bold stuff from Jones, a director not afraid to take risks, and I really hope it does well at the box office when released.

Rogue Trooper is also a proudly British production (although with come Canadian money) from its comic book origins to the fact that it was made in a video game studio in Oxfordshire. It's bold, brash, frequently looks amazing, but viewer it takes some getting used to (or maybe that's just me being an old git). Oddly I'm desperate to see it again. 

Friday, 16 October 2026

DEoL @ London Film Festival 2026 #5 - Rebellion (UK 2026: Dir Ken Fero, Tariq Mehmood)

Fero and Mehmood's third documentary, following 2020's Ultraviolence and the following year's Injustice, concentrates on a 1981 story that has, unjustly, largely faded from memory.

The 'Bradford 12', as they came to be known, were a group of British-Asian men who were arrested, imprisoned and tried as 'terrorists' for creating and storing Molotov cocktails intended, as prosecutors alleged, to attack both the local community and the police.

Rebellion frames the arrests and trial within the depressingly familiar story of poor working class families, high unemployment and Government rhetoric on immigrants 'swamping' the country, as well as the rise of the National Front, police brutality (and unlawful killings) and, in 1981, a wave of riots which brought all these things to a head. The national anti 'black' mood is also illustrated by the case of Anwar Ditta, a British-born woman of South Asian heritage whose high-profile fight to be reunited with her three children became a landmark case, where a six year battle with the Home Office finally overturned their intransigent position.

In Bradford, where racist incidents were commonplace, based on information supplied to the Indian community (by the police) about potential skinhead gang attacks, a group of men decided to defend themselves by fashioning makeshift 'molotov cocktails'. The threatened attacks didn't happen, but police raids on several houses led to the discovery of the unused 'bombs' and the arrest of twelve men.

The documentary follows the arrest, committal to prison, and trial of the 'Bradford 12' through interviews and clips from a reconstruction of the court proceedings. In that the whole point of the film hinges on their mistakenly being classified as 'terrorists' for the purposes of conviction, comments from real terrorists like Leila Khaled seem more than a little out of place.

The unanimous acquittal of the 12 was important not only for their personal freedoms but because, in concluding that the men were justified in defending themselves largely because of information received from the police - who lied about the threat levels - it also confirmed that the police were not policing 'without fear or favour'.

Fero and Mehmood's documentary is by its very existence polemical in nature and therefore leaves many questions unanswered. One thing it doesn't state, but is implicit in its message, is that none of the threats faced by those communities 45 years ago have gone away; in fact the hostility they feared has, in a post Brexit world, been mainstreamed. The extensive list of support groups in the end credits suggest that these threats are larger and more insidious than ever. 

Thursday, 15 October 2026

DEoL @ London Film Festival 2026 #4 - The Blood Countess (Austria/Luxembourg/Germany 2026: Dir Ulrike Ottinger)

At some point there will be a definitive onscreen biography of Countess Elizabeth Báthory of Ecsed; 16th Century Hungarian noblewoman, aristocrat and, more infamously, bather in the blood of virgins. God knows there have been a few attempts, from 1971's twin offerings Countess Dracula from Hammer films and Daughters of Darkness by Harry Kümel, and more recently, Bathory: Countess of Blood from 2008, with Anna Friel in the title role.

Anyway Ulrike Ottinger's most recent film is definitely not it; to be blunt, it's difficult to know what this is. Set in a weird fusion of 19th Century and contemporary Vienna, Isabelle Huppert is the Blutgräfin (Blood Countess) Erzsébet Báthory, in town for a kind of family reunion. Aided by her vampire maidservant Hermine (Birgit Minichmayr sporting a Weimar bob), stopping off for an enroute snack courtesy of a young girl's neck, she begins the process of meeting up with her relatives.

Principal among these is nephew Rudi (Thomas Schubert), a strikingly dressed (and among a cast that are all colourfully dressed, that's quite something) vegetarian whose aversion to the red stuff is being worked on with his attendant therapist Theobald (Lars Eidinger). 

Following the gathering of the clans are two would be vampire hunters, who have clearly strayed in from the set of Roman Polanski's 1967 horror comedy The Fearless Vampire Killers (clearly an inspiration for this film); Theobastus Bombastus (André Jung) and Nepomuk Afterbite (Marco Lorenzini). While Erzsébet's trail of bloodlust continues, she's also on the search for a book which contains the details of her family's ancestry, keen to stop the records from being destroyed.

Much of the film is devoted to this search, with a distinctly make-it-up-as-you-go-along approach. Clearly eighty-something Ottinger, who is a painter as well as a filmmaker, was much more interested in giving her audience a baroque romp than in following a coherent narrative. After a while the viewer has two options; walk or surrender to the gentle insanity on display.

For the benefit of the rest of this review, reader I stayed and got to witness: lavish ballroom sequences; a feast comprising a centre piece of a body reconstituted from various entrails; magnificent Viennese libraries; a row of gentlemen, seated, shaved and throats slit (mostly offscreen) as one of the banquet courses; a CGI bat with the sensibility of Lassie; oh and Conchita Wurst.

Yes that Conchita Wurst, Austrian Eurovision winner and drag queen who gets to belt out their hit 2014 hit 'Rise Like a Phoenix' probably for no other reason that they happened to be available. Unfortunately this rendition becomes the film's highlight; in its near two hour running time it's the closest The Blood Countess comes to being, if you'll pardon the phrase, full blooded.

I fully accept that The Blood Countess looks amazing with a rousing Strauss-esque score, but its flat pacing and air of self congratulation make it a chore to sit through. I also get that it's a thinly disguised satire of the Austro-Hungarian power dynasties; but it still has to be watchable. The only saving grace, apart from the production design and costumes by Jorge Jara Guarda (and oh if they could be in a better film), is Huppert as Báthory. From the opening scene, where, dressed in trademark vermillion, she steps off a crimson barge floating in an underground canal, straight into the camera like the Bond villainess we'll never see, to the climax on board the giant Wiener Riesenrad ferris wheel, the radiant actor lights up the screen every time she's on. Sadly it's just not enough.