Mad to be Normal (UK 2018: Dir Robert Mullan)

While certain areas of the 1960s have been long plundered by filmmakers in pursuit of their own nostalgic vision, unearthing the UK counterculture of the time has largely been the province of writers - like Barry Miles - rather than movie directors.

Mad to be Normal details the attempts of one of the UK's leading countercultural lights - Scottish psychiatrist Ronald David (R.D.) Laing - to establish and (sort of) run Kingsley Hall, an east London free clinic where, between 1965 and 1970, patients with a variety of mental health conditions were (self) referred. Laing's groundbreaking work, based not on the prescription of pacifying drugs and the application of Electro Convulsive Therapy (in contrast to the medical establishments' practices of the time in treating mental 'disorders') but in breaking down the barriers between doctor and patient, and espousing a kind of 'do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law' approach to therapy. Laing is as happy boozing with patients as he is trying to understand their psychoses, and describes Kingsley Hall not as a "mental institution, but a small household of people in different states of mind in the absence on power relations."

Director Robert Mullan, whose documentary background serves him well in the depictions of the clinic at work, chronicled the last two years of Laing's life (he died in 1989) and a book of those times, which bears the same title as the film, demonstrates the closeness of director and subject. Perhaps a little too close, as any real opposition to Laing's approach in the film is provided by the medical powers that be, a bunch of stuffed shirts that the audience is positively not required, or even allowed, to sympathise with.

Mullan's film starts off a little awkwardly with some rather obvious 1960s musical shorthand - 'Season of the Witch,' 'Tired of Waiting' and 'You Really Got Me' - to give us a sense of time and place. To be fair, this and some rather jarring insertions of real 'swinging London' footage into the action are the only obvious attempts to 'sixtiesise' the piece so glaringly; most of the drama takes place inside Kingsley Hall. But the director's message is clear; if you go against the establishment, the entitled classes will always win. Laing's work is a cipher for the mood of the 1960s - out with the old, in with the new, the children hating the parents and all they stand for (a view with which Laing had considerable sympathy). Mullan is to

Gabriel Byrne, Michael Gambon and David Tennant
in Mad to be Normal

be praised for letting Laing's own sangfroid be his undoing as much as the work he does - a growing sense of failure and disappointment surrounds the clinic, but Laing avoids the modern advice to 'fail and fail fast' and introduces LSD to his patients in an attempt to get to the heart of their problems. Laing's behaviour at home is also exposed - his incessant need for truth doesn't extend to niceties like keeping silence regarding information told to him in confidence by his daughter.

As Laing, David Tennant has rescued himself from a recent spate of indifferent roles. The actor has clearly done his homework, nailing the psychiatrist's accent and mannerisms perfectly. Arguably more thuggish and less cerebral than his subject, he nonetheless convinces with a combination of intensity and passion. His relationship with the bottle is nicely summed up by being asked if he'd like something to drink at lunch? "Just some Chianti," he orders nonchalantly, adding "first of the day."

Oddly but perhaps understandably none of the other characters in the film are based on real people, yet are strong enough to suggest otherwise. Elisabeth Moss is Angie Wood, an American student who falls in love with Laing at first sight and steers him through the highs and lows of the Kingsley Hall years. Angie is introduced to Laing by Jim (Gabriel Byrne), a staff member who also spends a lot of time receiving help in the clinic rather than dispensing it; Byrne, an actor who has been rather wasted recently, is brilliant in this, a nuanced but on the edge performance, all jowls and haunted eyes. Michael Gambon also turns in a considerate and mournful performance as Sydney Kotok, despite a rather crass LSD flashback sequence.

It is indeed a stellar cast which elevates the material above the risk of being at times a slightly slow and repetitive film to something infinitely better. But itis Tennant's wired, committed performance that you'll remember.

Apostasy (UK 2017: Dir Daniel Kokotajlo)

Apostasy offers Siobhan Finneran the opportunity for one of her finest performances to date, as a Jehovah's Witness single parent in the north west of England, raising two daughters within the faith. Finneran is superb as Ivanna, whose children Luisa and younger sister Alex have grown up following the strict tenets of the Witnesses - no observance of birthdays or Christmas, no television, in fact no embellishments to a life where salvation is awaited through a predicted second coming.

Alex, who is deeply religious, was ill as a baby and undertook a forced blood transfusion (another no no for the Witnesses - "Blood is the lifeforce"). She has had to live with the stigma of going against the group's moral precepts all her young life, despite remaining in poor health, and her wooing by rising Witness star Steven is almost inevitable. Luisa, more doubtful about her faith, chooses another path, becoming pregnant by an outsider (she is part of a team who witness in the predominantly Asian area of the town - the father is Indian). As a result she is forced to leave the Witnesses, breaking ties with Ivanna, whose first thought when she hears about the pregnancy, rather than her daughter's welfare, is that the unnamed dad needs to be brought to meetings. Things take a darker turn when Alex is suddenly taken ill at a party, and Ivanna's beliefs are tested to breaking point, torn between her roles as mother and her commitment to the Witnesses - and yes, they are mutually exclusive.

The depiction of .Jehovah's Witnesses on film is occasional to say the least. Outside of promotional material filmed by the movement and several documentaries, some of Apostasy's moral questions were aired in Basil Dearden's 1962 movie Life for Ruth, brave enough at the time, and a little seen 2007 short, Jehovah's Witness, dealt with a preacher's crisis of conscience. And that's about it.

Daniel Kokotajlo brings his own personal experience of apostasy to his first feature - he was a Jehovah's Witness who gave up his beliefs for a secular life - to make a very personal film which never hectors about the religion, despite it being portrayed as a very 'other' faith: demons being mentioned in casual conversation; an almost medieval sense of the Witnesses seeing themselves as fallen souls awaiting a better next life; and loudspeakers in the Kingdom Hall toilets so no one can miss the sermons.  Kokotajlo divides the scenes of suburban mundanity with quotes from the Bible - proof if we needed it that the belief system offers no chance for escape.

Apostasy is a very quiet movie, its contemplative tone mirroring the deep beliefs held by the congregation and the burden of faith carried by the elders, responsible for taking the key decisions about who's in and who's out of the gang - and a pregnant Luisa (superbly played by Sacha Coronation Street Parkinson) is certainly out. It's virtually music free too - there's drama enough without the need to accentuate events with a score.

Through all of this is Ivanna, stoic in her beliefs, even in the face of loss; her defiance of the elders to care for pregnant Luisa after leaving the family home is poignant and tragic - Ivanna insists they eat in separate rooms to demonstrate the limits of her involvement.

"No one knows how god will judge you," says Ivanna at one point, but most of the drama in this heartbreaking movie is the result of how the characters judge each other. It's a painful film, and a very personal one for the director, but which left the press screening audience with whom I saw it - a hardened bunch if ever there was one - very quiet and, yes, moved.

Supermarket Sweep #1 - Reviews of Circus Kane (USA 2017), Angel of Death (Canada 2017), Mother's Doll (USA 2016), Ghoul (USA 2017), Nightlight (USA 2017) and Terrifier (USA 2017)

Since Poundland stopped stocking pile 'em high sell 'em cheap horror movies, I've been forced to dig a bit deeper and extend my search to bring you a whole load of reviews of new (ish) movies. So it's to the supermarkets I've turned my attentions, for this hopefully regular round up of bargain basement fright flicks. Now as I'm not sponsored by any of the major grocery chains I can't advertise from where I derived my haul - but one of them sounds like Wazzda and the other Disdainsburys. So, if youre out shopping for groceries and get tempted by the mid priced DVDs on the superstore racks, well better read this item first. Onwards!

Circus Kane (USA 2017: Dir Christopher Ray). Promising start. Not a very old movie dusted off and clumsily retitled (there will be many of them I predict) but a genuine film from the correct year and sporting its original release title. The end credits give away that the director is actually Christopher Douglas Olen Ray. Yep he's the 40 year old son of our pal Fred Olen Ray. Argh!

And while he hasn't yet matched his dad's prodigious output as director, he ain't doing bad - this is his thirteenth feature. And it's a whole lot more watchable than some of Olen Ray pere's efforts, that's for sure.

A diverse group of horror media people accept a challenge to spend 24 hours in a rambling house previously occupied by the late arch clown, Balthazar Kane. In true House on Haunted Hill style they're offered $250,000 each if they make it through the night. Needless to write that most of them don't. The house is rigged with enough tricks and trap door stuff to keep the rag tag media team busy (think The Crystal Maze via the Saw franchise) and there are three demonic clowns hanging about to cut the group down to size just in case the booby trapped rooms don't get them. Behind all this action is the soon to be resurrected figure of Kane himself, although he has a little assistance in one of the dafter last reel reveals I've recently witnessed.

As much as he's emulating dad, who is thanked at the end of the movie, Ray is clearly also in debt to the films of Rob Zombie - cast of odd characters, random cultural references etc - but this is cheaply done stuff, and it's difficult to perceive much threat in a house that seems held together predominantly with plywood. Various teens get offed in nasty ways but it's all pretty dreary. Outstanding role goes to Ted Monte as video store owning Big Ed, who manages to talk almost entirely in movie quotes while looking like a low rent Robert Downey Jr. There's a clown movie in this article which is pretty good. But it's not this one.

Angel of Death aka Evangeline (Canada 2017: Dir Karen Lam) Ah, that's more like it. This 2013 independent movie has been dressed up and retitled Angel of Death, but it doesn't make it any less silly or pretentious. Coming across like a more gothy I Spit on Your Grave with a side order of The Crow, the flick features not one but two killers and is a rather poor advertisement both for the Great White North or indeed men in general.

Evangeline is a lonely student, relocated to a new school after a family bereavement. She comes out of her shell for a frat party, but falls under the attention of a rich boy and overall nasty bit of work who, with his mates, assaults and leaves her for dead in the woods. Meanwhile one of the school faculty, who has a sideline in murdering young women and working out in the nude, does his thing for no particular reason. Eva is discovered near death by a group of generally benevolent homeless guys, but is possessed by an evil spirit within the woods, who empowers her to seek revenge on, well men generally it seems.

I've actually seen this movie twice and it was no better the second time. Plot lines that go nowhere, a serial killer with no narrative tie in, some truly shonky acting and a handful of scary pop promo possession scenes. The Canadian countryside sure looks pretty, but revenge fuelled kohl eyed Evangeline (Katerina Katelieva) is as menacing as a sock puppet, and the whole thing is so obvious and literal - not to mention at times baffling - that by the time the Evanescence style end theme rose up over the credits I was pretty convinced that Ms Lam should not be allowed near a camera again. Sadly she has just wrapped another supernatural movie called The Curse of Willow Song. I can wait.

Mother's Doll aka The Melancholy Fantastic (USA 2016: Dir Alejandro Daniel) More retitling alert. The distribution company have seen fit to replace the rather brilliant original title of this movie with Mother's Doll for obvious cash in purposes, and then compound the crime by placing the DVD cover art and title over the movie's opening credits. Pretty shameful stuff, particularly as this is a nice little independent film which started off life in 2009 picking up quite a few plaudits on the Festival circuit, before being re-released (and re-edited) in 2016 as Doll in the Dark, a longer cut than this version.

The title Melancholy Fantastic is a quote from Kierkegaard, and a lot of literary references surround this film, not least Albert Camus' 'The Stranger,' which has echoes in the movie's plot.

Melanie is a young girl grieving the death of her father in a car crash and her mother's subsequent suicide. Things are clearly not right in her world - she carries round a full size home made doll who she dresses up, and as it's Christmas she decorates her tree - but with garlands of razor blades. Melanie's state of mind also sees her happily making sandwiches with mouldy bread and drinking glasses of way past its sell by date milk (a nice bit of mental health shorthand memorably deployed at the end of Buddy Giovinazzo's 1984 movie Combat Shock). Into her life comes gothy Dukken (his name is Danish for 'doll') who forms a sort of relationship with the clearly damaged Melanie. He is tolerant of her odd behaviour and attachment to her creepy inanimate friend. But Melanie's grief is an out of control thing, and when she hears the voice of her mother coming from the doll, things begin to get dangerous.

Mother's Doll (ugh!) is basically a two hander with excellent performances from Amy Crowdis as Melanie and Robin Lord Taylor (who would later turn up in the TV show Gotham) as Dukken (it's a shame that Crowdis hasn't done more in front of the camera since - she seems to have developed a role behind the scenes in recent years - as she carries the movie). It's slow paced for sure, although still very watchable (aided by the beautiful backdrop of wintry Connecticut), but if anyone buys it hoping for Annabelle style thrills, they're in for a massive disappointment.

Ghoul (USA 2017: Dir Gregory Wilson) Well no, actually this is a 2011 TV movie re-released, one assumes, to cash in on the recent rash of movies using the same title, which proudly calls itself Brian Keene's Ghoul in that it's based on the guy's 2007 novel. Keene's critics, and indeed the author himself, have acknowledged a debt to Stephen King in his writings, and Ghoul is a kind of 'It' lite, a rite of passage story wherein three outsider boys take on an ancient menace, complete with various angsty subplots including adult unemployment, alcoholism and, in perhaps the most distasteful story thread, incest. The problem is that Wilson's movie barely scrapes the 1 hour 15 minute mark and so the whole thing becomes a rather confusing mess of half unravelled storylines. There's even a Scooby Doo ending revealing the truth behind the ghoul which makes not one iota of sense in terms of what we've previously seen.

The young cast are reasonably competent in their roles, standout being Nolan (Modern Family) Gould as Timothy, the only child of the three friends without a troubled upbringing, and 80s regular Catherine Mary Stewart also turns up, casting possibly inspired by the movie being set in the same decade (way before the whole 80s kids shtick of Stranger Things materialised). Sean Spillane's soundtrack of FM rock adds to the period authenticity, but this is pretty uninvolving stuff and the TV movie sheen of the production removes any vestige of threat or terror.

Nightlight (USA 2017: Dir Scott Beck, Ryan Woods) Ok so let's get the really silly thing out of the way first; this 2013 movie - released in 2015 and now re-packaged - is shot POV style through a flashlight. Yes that's right, through a flashlight. Not a flashlight attached to a camera, but a common or garden switch on/switch off flashlight. Quite why the directors decided on this particular take on the 'found footage' genre instead of just shooting a movie about kids messing about in the woods is beyond me. Of course said kids would need flashlights if they were messing about in the woods at night, and watching a film about kids trying to scare themselves silly in the woods at night would be pretty tiresome if there was no gimmick to make you think you're watching something cleverer than it actually is.

For we're in the Covington Woods, an area of the US countryside favoured by young people wishing to take their own lives. It's a location steeped in folklore, complete with an abandoned church that people are warned against entering, where the spirits of the newly departed are reborn into the trees and rocks of the wooded realm. So this is the obvious place for a group of kids - and their flashlights don't forget - to fool about in the dark. Yeah, they go in the church too. Twits. 

And so clearly I was not predisposed to like Nightlight. But it does have a number of things going for it once the cliche of the setup and the daftness of the whole nature of filming is overcome. As an entirely shot on location movie the directors make very good use of the dense woods. It also manages one or two nifty scares, making good use of an obviously slender budget. Unfortunately Nightlight delivers all of its goods far too quickly, as if Beck and Woods feared audience ennui and were so focused on hooking us in that they forgot to pace themselves, so it kind of runs out of steam at the hour mark - bit of a problem when you have another twenty minutes of wood romping and screaming at nothing in particular to go.

Terrifier (USA 2017: Dir Damien Leone) Good lord, what an extraordinarily violent film! A friend had tipped me off that this was a kind of return to the golden days of gore movies, and how right they were.

Plot wise, it's a little thin: Art the clown (a character who featured in director Leone's previous movie, 2013's multi story All Hallows Eve, and was the basis for a 2011 short of the same name) is back on Halloween night. A worse for wear woman witnesses her friend - another woman -  being despatched by Art after said friend is let into a house so she can use the bathroom, and runs for her life.

That's it. It's simple, brutal and David Howard Thornton (taking over from Mike Gianelli, who played Art in both All Hallows Eve and the short) is quite brilliant, highly dangerous but also very darkly funny as the killer clown. How this is so watchable with its paper thin premise and lack of plot progression is entirely down to a combination of Thornton's performance, breakneck speed of pace and an economical hour and a quarter running time. The effects are pretty much of the latex and fake blood kind, and there's a lot of them; heads squished, shots at close range, and, in possibly the most toe curling scene, a woman strung up and chainsawed in half. It's very Rob Zombie of course, and instantly forgettable, but while it's on it does its job very effectively. Not for everyone, mind.

The First Purge (USA 2018: Dir Gerard McMurray)

For reasons best known to himself (or rather Blumhouse) James DeMonaco, who successfully directed the first three Purge movies, has shifted over to producing and writing duties for the latest instalment of this popular Hunger-Games-for-adults franchise. DeMonaco was scriptwriter for all the series entries so far, and one had hoped that the continuity would benefit new director Gerard McMurray, who promised much with his hazing ritual debut feature Burning Sands last year.

Sadly The First Purge is the weakest franchise entry to date. Of particular disappointment is the squandered opportunity for some ‘on point’ comparisons between the world today and the politics of The Purge. But no, McMurray is almost obscenely keen to jettison anything narratively that gets in the way of a bit of gung ho action.

So as the title rather unsubtly suggests, The First Purge takes us back to the origins of the ultimate Mischief Night, where for 12 hours every year all policing of and in the US is suspended, leaving inhabitants to roam free all night, settling scores and causing mayhem with whatever weapons come to hand. We learn a bit about the rise of The Purge’s creators, the New Founding Fathers of America, an ultra-right wing party that capture the mood of a nation in a severe economic slump, and who want to, well, make America great again. Sound familiar? Of course in 2013 when the first movie came out, the Donald was a shadowy figure on the electoral horizon, but the series has lost no time - up to now at least - in drawing more and more comparisons between Purge world and our own (and lest we forget, as I was remarking to someone at the screening I attended, that it’s only seven years since Blighty had its own Purge moment, with impromptu city riots that were extinguished as quickly as they erupted).

The opportunity to explore the political and social development of The Purge – as an experiment dreamt up by the NFFA to reduce crime, initially confined to Staten Island, and enabled by paying volunteers $5000 each to participate – is largely ignored, and instead McMurray focuses on some almost shockingly stereotypical black characters – drug dealer, put upon nice girl with bad boyfriend etc - to tell the story of poverty stricken but basically good people caught up in bad government policy.

The rest of the plot is woefully thin, with characters having to get from A to B to escape lots of people waving weapons but presenting very little actual threat; indeed one of the more dramatic moments revolves around a pre Purge ‘dis’ between two characters – one a junkie (of course) - which signposts their eventual face off once they have weapons in their hands.

This isn’t to write that The First Purge is…well my next word was going to be boring, but actually it was in parts. It’s leaden and ploddy, with lots of action but nowhere to go with it. What’s more criminal (pun intended) is that the dynamics of The Purge – so interestingly investigated in the previous three movies – have been cast aside as the most inconvenient of McGuffins, so that McMurray could clear the stage for scene after scene of inconsequential action.

Hereditary (USA 2018: Dir Ari Aster)

Horror films SHOULD NOT BE TWO HOURS LONG. There, it's out there. Bit shouty but you get the point. Hereditary is actually over two hours long, and this is a drawback, as it is impossible to sustain the tension generated by the first half of a movie if said movie runs for 127 minutes. Mind you, if it had generated the tension of the first hour right the way through, it would be advisable for cinemas showing the film to revive those marketing wheezes of the 1960s by having a crew from St John Ambulance on standby to deal with fainting members of the audience.

So, being Ari Aster's feature debut as director, I'll be generous and assume that any mild sagginess at the movie's mid point is all about him giving the audience a bit of a breather, before things ramp up again for Hereditary's climax. And, like a Masterchef judge who initially slags off a beautifully presented dish knowing that they're really going to give it maximum points, for the things that Aster puts on the screen and how his superb cast of actors deliver it, it's well deserving of praise.

I've long thought Toni Colette has a face for horror (as witnessed in 1999's The Sixth Sense and even occasionally in the 2015 comedy horror Krampus) and she is note perfect as Annie Graham, an artist who, when we first meet her, is dealing with the death of her mother, a person she wasn't particularly close to, while being tolerantly supported by husband Steve (Gabriel Byrne). She's annoyed that her daughter Charlie (a miraculous debut performance from 15 year old Milly Shapiro) seemed to be her late mum's favourite, and this guilt, with a mix of feelings generated via bereavement, leads her to believe that her mother's presence remains in the house. Normally this would be sufficient content alone for a movie, but these events are just a jumping off point for the rest of the show (although the spoiler free policy of this site forbids me explaining much more).

Aster is rather guilty of throwing everything genre into the mix - seances, discovered books, a spooky attic - but there are so many great flourishes that this can be forgiven even if the sheer weight of parlour tricks slightly dilutes the impact of the movie's climax. And there's a refreshing lack of jump scares accompanied by thundering music. In fact the soundtrack by Colin Stetson is a haunted house theme ride all of its own, all shudders, clicks, whirrs and silences. Quite brilliant.

But I haven't mentioned Toni Collette for a while. Now 46, the actor's face is impossible to take your gaze away from. And that's because Aster spends a lot of time sticking it in your face with the audience watching her respond to the awfulness around her - a trick pulled off to the same effect in the recent mother! This is to some extent Annie's movie, as nearly all the events unfold via her experience or detection, and it's only right at the end that the action opens out - it's a shift in tone which again almost threatens to unseat the movie which has, up to this point, been a succession of things only partly glimpsed. Praise also for Milly Shapiro's performance - old beyond her years, her passive face nevertheless communicating a whole film's worth of fears and anxieties. Also excellent is Alex Wolff, playing Annie and Steve's son Peter. Wolff is also currently in Marc Meyers' My Friend Dahmer - which I confess to not having liked very much - but nothing prepared me for his searing performance in this movie. One scene in particular, if you see the film, will definitely haunt you for days.

Hereditary is a fright flick that has impressed me the more I think about it. Yes it has its flaws, but more often than not it hits the spot, and as a debut feature Aster should be congratulated for doing new things with some very old tools.

The Endless (USA 2017: Dir Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead)

Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead’s follow up to their excellent 2014 romance-with-tentacles movie Spring is a real melon twister of the highest order.

Benson and Moorhead both star (casting themselves using their own first names) as brothers, who ten years previously had escaped from a woodland deity worshipping cult. The group had adopted the pair from infancy, rescuing them from a car crash near the commune which killed their mother.

But returning to normal life has clearly been difficult. When we first meet them, Justin and Aaron are both stuck in menial cleaning jobs, living a real second gear existence. But a strange package delivered to their home, containing an old video tape featuring one of the cult - Anna - seeming to address them personally, sets off a desire (by Aaron at least) to return to the commune. Grudgingly Justin agrees to accompany him. 

When the brothers arrive at the so called ‘Camp Arcadia’ they find the cult members no older than when they last saw them. The group are also preparing for an ‘Ascension’ which presumably will find the commune members reborn. Justin remains sceptical but Aaron is quickly seduced back into the cult's strange ways and rituals, forming an attachment with Anna, now broadly the same age, who raised him from a baby.

As usual to tell more of the plot would be to spoil the fun, suffice it to say that we’re in Triangle, Time Crimes and Primer territory here. And while all those films are good in their own ways, what makes The Endless such a terrific movie is the balance of ‘oh wow’ moments with a rich vein of dry humour which not only adds to the suspension of disbelief needed to accept the movie’s plot, but makes Benson (who wrote the script) and Moorhead (also Director of Photography on the flick) a really enjoyable duo to spend time with.

Other supporting characters are also well-defined, particularly the inscrutable cult leader Hal (Tate Ellington) and there's a fine turn from James Jordan as the brilliantly named and creatively angry Shitty Carl - intriguingly some of these characters return from Benson and Morehead's debut feature, 2012's Resolution, suggesting that the cycles in which the cast of this movie operate may exceed the confines of the film. The Endless builds quietly from its linear opening, and tells its story with some care while opening out the drama, resisting the urge to be overly tricksy and maintaining wit and humanity: the ending packs such a punch because the preceding hour and a half has been structured so well.

One of my favourite films of the year so far. See it.

Exquisite Corpse (USA 2010 Dir: Scott David Russell)

Despite the DVD distribution company rather clumsily re-dressing this movie as House of Death and pretending it dates from 2014, Exquisite Corpse was actually made back in 2010 (not to be confused with 2012's The Exquisite Corpse Project or an adaptation of the 1996 Poppy Z Brite novel of the same name), and is a bizarre retelling of Re-Animator but with a squeaky-clean cast that seem to have strayed in from old One Tree Hill episodes.

Steve Sandvoss plays Nicholas, a bright med student who is obsessed with bringing an end to death. His experiments on lab mice have so far resulted in precisely the opposite - and has a box of expired rodents to prove it - but when he accidentally sends a charge through one of them, the results, combined with a serum previously applied to the late mouse (extracted from humans at various points including orgasm and childbirth), produces the effect he was hoping for. This medical breakthrough proves extremely useful when his new girlfriend, rather pretentious artist Sophia (helium voiced Nicole Vicius) accidentally drowns while on a weekend break with Nicholas and two friends. Administering the serum Sophia is brought back to life, but it's not long before the only things she wants to eat in the refrigerator are the bags of blood that Nicholas has brought home from the lab.

Things get pretty gruesome in Exquisite Corpse but the whole thing is served up with a sheen worthy of high quality TV drama. There are some unintentionally funny sequences (Nicholas and his jock friend spouting medico-babble, and particularly Sophia's first death scene which intercuts between her thrashing in the water, Nicholas grinding coffee grounds and said jock friend and squeeze getting jiggy with it). There are attempts to classic up the dialogue, with frequent references to the state of orgasm in French (la petite mort) and not to be trusted course supervisor Dr Waldman (this film's version of Re-Animator's Dr Carl Hill) alluding to Greek drama, likening Nicholas to Orpheus and Sophia to Euridyce.

Silly as it is I found Exquisite Corpse to be far more entertaining than I was expecting. More than likely to turn up at charity shop near you sometime soon, it'll be worth at least 99 pence of your hard earneds.