Friday 27 December 2019

Supermarket Sweep #12 - Reviews of The Amityville Murders (USA 2018), The Cleansing (UK 2019), Candy Corn (USA 2019), The Isle (UK 2018), Doll Cemetery (UK 2019) and The Curse of Halloween Jack (UK 2019)

The Amityville Murders (USA 2018: Dir Daniel Farrands) This was the movie Farrands made prior to the execrable The Haunting of Sharon Tate (2019) and continues his obsession of making a living (if indeed he does) from ‘real life’ horror stories.

So what we know is that, yes, in 1974 Butch deFeo murdered his entire family at their home in 112 Ocean Drive, Amityville, Long Island. The house’s name was ‘High Hopes’ which might equally apply to the drug addicted Butch, whose moments of lucidity gradually diminished to the point where he took a shotgun to the rest of the deFeos. Butch has spent most of his incarceration making up different stories about what really happened, not helped by the exploitation of the history for reputational gain by the Lutz family when they moved into the property in 1976.

The real back story to the murders, compete with added incest, had already been told in the otherwise quite amusing 1982 flick Amityville II: The Possession. So quite why Farrands felt that it was worth retelling it in 2019, in that the original account was a load of porky pies, is anyone’s business.

But although these days few if any believe that there was anything supernatural motivating Butch's killing spree, nevertheless Farrands doesn’t let that fact get in the way of telling his story. The director sets the scene of 1974 as clumsily as you like for a guy who was 5 years old at the time. There are references to ‘The Exorcist,’ a copy of the book 'Helter Skleter' lying on a coffee table, and footage of Richard Nixon’s resignation on the TV.

An early scene has Butch attending a party where one girl indulges in a version of the hidden writing game 'consequences' where, after the papers is handled round for completion in secret, the results read “Butch deFeo is going to murder you after going insane in the red room." Subtle. Also Ferrands sows the seeds of supernatural motivations by saying that the house was built in an area reputed to hold a portal where the dead can contact the living.

Butch’s relationship with dad Ronnie is not good. Ronnie is a guy who thinks with his fists, landing one on both Butch and his wife on regular occasions. Butch tells his sister that the only way to deal with dad is if he were 'gone for good.’ Ronnie also has mob connections, as evidenced in a scene where he takes money from some shady guys and hides it in a safe. Butch, clearly on the edge from the get go, has a vision of a man with a gun inside the house while in the car outside making out with his girlfriend. Mother finds drug paraphernalia in Butch’s room, some drawings in a book which further hint at her son’s state of mind, and a letter from Syracuse University rejecting Butch’s joining application. So far, so Farrands: some suggestions of what's to come, and a strong sense of the inevitability of fate.

But the real trouble begins when Dawn holds a séance to invoke spirits. Soon after noises are heard, a bird flies into one of the house’s windows, and the word ‘Pig’ is found written on a mirror in lipstick. Dawn tries another ritual to reverse what she’s done but it just makes things worse. Dawn’s bedclothes are mysteriously whisked away from her: shadowy figures follow Butch around the house, doors open and close of their own accord, and he hears voices telling him what he must do, until eventually he take up the shotgun and does it.

Quite what all this is supposed to mean, either as a movie or an addition to the Amityville canon, is for better minds than mine to navigate. The Amityville Murders isn’t a badly made film, just a totally pointless one, but the director seems to have found his niche in making these true life with a weird twist kind of movies, so I guess we should expect many more of them.

The Cleansing (UK 2019: Dir Antony Smith) The Cleansing's director clearly likes a period romp: his last two excitably titled features were 2014's Viking: The Berserkers and King Arthur: Excalibur Rising from 2017. For this one it's to 14th century Wales we go, and a plague ridden country at that.

Young Alice is doing her best to care for her disease ridden mother, but a group of villagers, led by the hooded 'Cleanser', obey the edict of the region that all carriers of the plague should be despatched and burned. Stunned into mute silence following her mother's death, that Alice also remains unaffected causes the villagers to gossip. Village leader and priest Tom offers to shelter and support her, although Alice rejects his advances because she knows that his real intentions are carnal rather than honourable. In response Tom accuses her of being a witch and tries her as such, first asking her to recite the Lord's prayer - she refuses - then ducking her in water, asking her to hold a hot stone, and finally stringing Alice up on a cross, until her only friend Mary releases her.

Through all these trials Alice remains silent but resolute, and when she makes her escape and is subsequently drugged and abducted, we fear the worst. But her abductor is James, a man of the forest, who knows of the uses of herbs, a sort of woodland chemist. It seems they are both immune to the plague. He encourages her to eat the root of a powerful plant to expand her unconscious mind. But in so doing, we're asked to consider whether Alice as innocent as she seems?

Smith aims for and achieves a slow burn, folky vibe with his third feature; there's not much going on but he convinces with his leafy setup. As the largely silent heroine of the story Rebecca Acock is serviceable as Alice, but she doesn't get much to do except suffer and look annoyed until the last reel (well not 'reel' but well, you know...). Rhys Meredith and Simon Pengelly are both suitably enigmatic as Tom and James respectively, but The Cleansing is really all atmosphere and little consequence. Still it's good to see a director working confidently within the restrictions of a limited budget.

Candy Corn (USA 2019: Dir Josh Hasty) Hasty's last feature was the Halloween set Honeyspider back in 2014. It's to the holiday season we return with Candy Corn, a mix of slasher, drama and police procedural, which builds up a great atmosphere but doesn't quite deliver.

A group of bullies, led by the awful Mike (Jimothy Beckholt) are up to 'their usual Halloween hazing.' This means giving local oddball Jacob (Nate Chaney) a hard time, something they do every year. But this time Jacob fights back, which leads Mike and his gang - Bobby (Caleb Thomas) and Steve (Cy Creamer), together with Steve's unwilling girlfriend Carol (Madison Russ) and sleazy hanger on Gus (Sky Elobar) - to kick him to death.

Luckily - or unluckily, depending on how you look at it - the circus is in town, and leader of the local freakshow Dr Death aka Lester (Pancho Moler) applies some voodoo to Jacob's corpse, along with a repulsive mask, and before you know it the oddball is back, 'Toxic Avenger' style, to 'rise and obey' and avenge his death at Lester's bidding: local non gun carrying Sheriff Sam Bradford (Courtney Gains) takes a long time to work out what might be going on, even though he's ringleader Mike's dad.

Candy Corn's strength is in its look and feel. It's set in a mid West town before mobile phones, all flat one level homes and big autumn skies, where even the police precinct has Halloween decorations. Some crisp photography by Ryan Lewis shows off the colour palette - mainly browns and oranges - to great effect, and nearly all the cast look scuffed and downtrodden.

Hasty aims for a slow burn feel to his movie, but at times it's nearer to no burn. It's clear that he wants his murderous set pieces to stand out, but the kills, although gory (including spine ripping and tongue severing - we're almost in Herschell Gordon Lewis territory here) - lack the punch he was looking for.

Cast wise the young gang are perhaps not as young as the story suggests, although Beckholt has a hissable meanness. Better are Pancho Moler as the diminutive freakshow owner and voodoo master Lester, who convinces in his smeared carnival makeup and ill concealed hostility to those around him (although his 'freaks' don't seem to be particularly odd, unless you think being a bit on the large side is odd), and former The Greasy Strangler star Elobar as grubby, lank haired Gus, pretty much reprises the same role from his earlier movie. PJ Soles - of original Halloween (and Carrie) fame, lands a support role as a member of the police team, and genre standby Tony (Candyman) Todd is one of Lester's grumbling carnies.

At only 85 minutes long, Candy Corn still manages to drag in places. It's a pity because the movie has bags of atmosphere, but it's let down by a meandering pace and story points which remain underdeveloped (for example Lester had clearly done the whole resurrection shtick before, and at one point declares "I will never die" suggesting something otherworldly, but these are never explored). Shame, but still worth a look.

The Isle (UK 2018: Dir Matthew Butler-Hart) Here's a strange, atmospheric little movie, set in the mid 19th century, concerning three merchant seamen who are the only survivors of a capsized ship bound for New York. They are captain Oliver Gosling (Alex Hassall) and crew members Cailean Ferris (Fisayo Akinade) and Jim Bickley (Graham Butler). Adrift in their lifeboat and hopelessly lost somewhere off the coast of Scotland, the sailors spy an island which is not mentioned on their maps and charts.

Once ashore, and initially believing the place to be deserted, they encounter a small community of islanders who offer assistance and medical help - Gosling sustained an injury in the shipwreck - but are guarded and unfriendly. The head of the island, Douglas Innis (Conleth Hall) and his wife Lanthi (Tori Butler-Hart, the director's wife) do their best to discourage the men to explore the inhospitable land mass, and at night, while the winds rage around the house in which they're staying, they seem to hear the ghostly voice of a woman singing. Finally, with no offer of a boat back to the mainland and fearing that their lives may be in danger if they remain, the seamen plan their escape. But the island, or something on it, clearly has other ideas.

In its slow pace and atmospheric use of the island's isolated location, The Isle at times feels in execution like a good old BBC 'Ghost Story for Christmas.' All the performances remain understated, the mood sombre and foreboding, and, in keeping with those classic TV dramas, little actually happens for most of the film. But it's the increasing sense of unease which makes this successful, in part due to the movie's rural setting but also a small cast of actors whose muted performances keep things tense if for the most part unexplained (although the film's final reveal does well to shift its mood without sacrificing the sombre pall that The Isle exerts on the audience). The Isle seems to have been rather overlooked as a fine example of a British horror flick and also a good entry in the f*lk h*orror genre: it deserves a wider audience. Recommended.

Doll Cemetery (UK 2019: Dir Steven M. Smith) After the superior thrills of our last movie, we're back to the staple of the Supermarket Sweep strand of this blog: yep, the micro budget British horror film. This one does at least try and break free of the usual narrative conventions associated with this type of flick. so let's not be too hard, eh?

Brendan (Jon-Paul Gates, a Smith regular who has a hairdo you can't take your eyes off of) is a writer whose current dry period, triggered by separation from his wife and a drink problem, is causing his literary agent Arthur (Matt Rogers) some concern. Arthur decides to send Brendan to a remote country retreat, free of WiFi and any other distractions, so that he can complete the book he's contracted to provide. En route to the property he bumps into a seductress (Kit Pascoe, and no I'm not being sexist, that's how she's credited) who's all over him like a rash, so he feels his sojourn might not be all that bad, particularly as she invites herself over, complete with a couple of bottles of best petrol station wine, to flirt some more.

In a prologue, we've seen a woman, who we later learn is also a writer who has missed a deadline, receive a large parcel that turns out to contain a murderous doll who hammers her to death. So it's perhaps no surprise when Brendan takes delivery of a similar large box, which contains the same boy sized inanimate doll, complete with red smoking jacket. The author props the doll up on a chair, but it's not long before the mannequin starts moving about (it's never where Brendan last left it), eventually coming to life with murderous intentions. But is this really happening, or is this just Brendan's imagination bringing the words of his latest novel to life?

Who knows, really? Doll Cemetery is one confusing mess, ably unassisted by some ropy acting and a crummy rural location with one of the most unappealing holiday rentals I've seen for quite some time (apols if this was the director's house). Where the film does score on the fright front is the doll, also called 'Arthur' (and yes there is a link with the agent), who during the course of the movie grows in size while still wearing a tiny face mask that makes all the contours of his body look wrong. It's a shame that this rather striking figure could not have been deployed in a more effective movie. Oh and there isn't a cemetery in sight.

The Curse of Halloween Jack (UK 2019: Dir Andrew Jones) I swore I'd never go back...never see a film by that director again. Well I relented reader, and you shall read the results. Which, and I'm quite surprised I'm writing this, aren't too bad.

Set just two years after the murders documented in the first film of this, er, franchise, The Legend of Halloween Jack, the town of Dunwich struggles to deal with the aftermath of the slayings which cut a swathe through the village at the hands of the scarecrow killer. Put upon Mayor Lou Boyle (Phillip Roy) has banned the celebration of Halloween, much to the chagrin of Detective Earl Rockwell (Patrick O'Donnell), but that's the least of his problems: the local Cult of Samhain (a group of pan sticked troublemakers) are intent on causing trouble and are taken out by trigger happy cops as they invoke a ritual on the site where Halloween Jack was interred at the end of the first movie.

The blood of one of the slain coven leaks into Jack's resting place and before you know it the behatted creature with the glowing face is alive - or undead, more accurately - again, and terrorising the locals. His attentions turn to a party of, ahem, teens who have gathered to defy the Halloween ban and party like it's October 31st. Which it is. One of the party guests is Danielle (Tiffani Ceri, a regular in Mr Jones's movies) who is the Mayor's daughter and a specific target for Halloween Jack - and with good reason (no spoilers here but if I mention Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween - well hopefully you get the picture). The scene is set for a final showdown between the kids, the police and a bizarre Snake Plissken character called Dennison (Lex Lamprey).

Jones is still doing that thing of trying to make his movies look and sound American, despite the right hand drive cars, UK vehicle license plates and the obvious Welsh village locations. But this time nearly everyone seems to have given up the ghost accent wise - the only characters that didn't get the 'leave off the US drawl' memo were Lamprey and Neil-Finn-a-like O'Donnell: and there's an unintentionally funny scene where Lou advances his daughter some money in US dollars.

But Jones actually manages some excitement in this movie, as well as some intentional laughs (the scenes between partygoers Glen (David Lenik, who was so good in this year's An English Haunting) and Tom (Alastair Armstrong) are very funny indeed. I've always maintained that he employs good technical staff and for the most part credible actors, but seems to have no idea how to direct a film. Well I'm pleased to report that either he's finally learning his craft, or someone has taken over the creative controls. For most armchair critics the response to The Curse of Halloween Jack will still revolve around not being able to get back 75 minutes of their life, but this has slightly restored my faith in this previously fairly maligned director.

Thursday 26 December 2019

Supermarket Sweep #11 Christmas Special! Reviews of Krampus: The Reckoning (USA 2015), Krampus Unleashed (USA 2016), Christmas Slay (UK 2015), Mrs Claus (USA 2018), Dead by Christmas (USA 2018) and Christmas Apparition (USA 2016)

Krampus: The Reckoning (USA 2015: Dir Robert Conway) Here's a low budget movie that really bit off more than it could chew concept wise.

Zoe (Amelia Haberman) is a young girl whose foster parents, a particularly nasty couple called Katie and Teddy, end up burned to a crisp when Krampus comes a calling. The creature here is a spectacularly cheap looking bit of CGI that bears very little resemblance to the folkloric Krampus creature, and, presumably because of the technical limitations, doesn't ctualy come into contact with his victims.

Dr Rachel Stewart (Monica Engesser), a clinical psychologist attached to the police, is called in to interview the decidedly tight lipped Zoe, whose only friend in the world seems to be a Krampus doll from whom she doesn't like to be parted. Aided by down on his luck police detective Miles O'Connor (James Ray), whose job in a small town city in Arizona is made difficult by the fact that charred corpses keep turning up, Rachel interviews the taciturn Zoe and finally discovers her link to the Krampus creature, but also Rachel's connection to the little girl and the Christmas demon.

Krampus: The Reckoning was the first of two movies directed by Conway to feature the Christmas Devil. And 2015 was a busy year for the creature, who featured in Krampus, A Christmas Horror Story and Deep in the Wood. K:TR is the weakest of these seasonal offerings, but it has a damned good try. Part police procedural, part psychodrama, it's let down by some flat performances and pedestrian direction. Oh and a terrible Krampus that looks like an inanimate superhero with horns. On the plus side Amelia Haberman is spitefully good as Zoe, the girl with a dark secret, and unlike other Krampus movies we'll be visiting in on this page, the story is way more than a guy in a monster suit killing people. It's pretty lame as a Christmas movie though; a few fairy lights and a sparsely decorated Christmas tree do not exactly fill the viewer with the yuletide spirit.

Krampus Unleashed (USA 2016: Dir Robert Conway) So Conway must have carried out some post K:TR focus groups and realised the errors of his previous Krampus movie, because this one, made just a year later, not only has a real (ie not CGI) demon but a tighter running time and a bigger commitment to making it a proper Christmas movie: it's still not good though.

KU has the obligatory prologue, set in 1898, involving a German outlaw, a group of prospectors and the discovering of a dark lump of rock called a 'summoning stone' which when exposed to flame brings forth the legendary Krampus.

After that, and the opening theme, a truly horrible out of tune version of the classic 'Let it Snow,' we're in 21st Century Arizona, where we meet a family en route to spend Christmas with the folks. Mum and dad, kids Fiona and Tommy arrive at the grandparents' ranch in the middle of nowhere, and are joined by brother and sister in law and their horrible son Troy. Prompted by the sight of granddad's prize nugget of gold, the men and boys of the family decided to go down to the creek to do a little prospecting of their own, running into local girl Bonnie on the way. But when Tommy finds a big black rock in the water, that looks suspiciously like the summoning stone we saw in the prologue, it's not long before Krampus is back on the prowl, the stone coming into contact with Troy's discarded cigarette.

In no way a sequel to Conway's 2015 movie, KU isn't that impressive but what it does have is some great local flavour in a town full of good ol' boys. We're in prime Trump territory here - everyone carries guns and hunting is the main passion in the area (the grandparents even have a decoration on their Christmas tree that reads 'Born to Hunt'). The Krampus figure doesn't look too bad, and benefits from being a real guy in a creature suit, and there's some impressive gore too: a disembowelment that we get so see a lot (Conway was clearly pleased with this effect); limbs lopped off and entrails pulled out, that kind of thing. Most of the acting is so so, but Taylor Buckley as Troy is worth singling out: he's such a loathsome teenager, one has the urge to smack him - good work, Taylor!

Christmas Slay (UK 2015: Dir Steve Davis) Davis is a micro budget director working within the Kent Independent Film network. Christmas Slay - slightly awkward title - was his first film (he's since made another seasonal outing, 2017's Christmas Presence, which doesn't seem to have seen the light of day yet), and isn't half bad for a debut feature, although as I've mentioned before with this type of movie, a certain amount of expectation adjusting is required.

It's Christmas Eve and a bad santa has broken into the home of a family. Not only does he scoff all the chocs in the advent calendar and have a go at the Christmas cake, he also kills both mum and dad, leaving the murder weapon in the hands of their daughter. But the police (call sign Sierra Lima Alpha Yankee - geddit?) are quick to arrive and before you know it he's whisked off to a maximum security hospital in Scotland, from which he effects an escape with some of the other inmates.

Three girls, Becky, Sarah and Emma, have journeyed to Scotland (although the exteriors were filmed in Bulgaria) to spend a get away from it all weekend in a ski lodge; a mini break of hot tubs, wine and most importantly no men. Emma has just split up with her bloke Ryan after he was caught out with Emma's best friend Chloe, only for the girls to find that Chloe has made the journey north to explain to her friend that nothing had happened between her and Ryan. Chloe makes herself useful by going into the nearby forest to get wood for the stove. But guess what? Our killer from the prologue, Simon, now on the run, has donned a Father Christmas outfit and is on the rampage, the ski lodge being conveniently near the hospital. As the girlfriends' guys turn up, the body count rises - who will be left?

Well it's pretty obvious that the 'final girl' in this one will be sensible Emma, although this sense does not extend to wearing much more than her skimpies while running about in the snow. The filming location looks genuinely cold and it's to the actors' credit that it doesn't always show on their faces (lots of quick takes I suspect). Christmas Slay is a definite throwback to 1980s slashers, although any promised hot tub sauciness fails to materialise - the movie isn't quite sleazy enough, although as Simon Frank Jakeman gives good axe. And well done to Davis for skirting the rights issues involved in procuring proper Christmas songs, and instead giving us some specially composed seasonal tunes by Matt Collins. Not bad at all if very rough round the edges.

Mrs Claus (USA 2018: Dir Troy Escamilla) More low low budget indie fare, this time a movie in thrall to the slasher boom of the 1980s.

In a prologue, wicked Amber, self appointed head of the Alpha Sigma Sigma sorority, mercilessly bullies sweet Angela with increasingly mean hazing rituals until the girl can't take it any more, murders Amber in her bed and then hangs herself.

Ten years later Angela's sister Danielle enrols at the same sorority house where her sister took her own life, a move which is not viewed well by the other pledgers, Kayla, Grant, Madison, Hannah, Monica and frat house cynic, podcasting Tyler, nor Amber's mother, who arrives at the house unexpectedly and starts shouting the odds; like mother, like daughter it seems. Danielle starts receiving threatening Christmas themed emails but things get really difficult when Grant's fuck buddy Sophie gets garotted in her car by someone dressed up as Santa Claus wearing a fright mask. From then on the bodies pile up as the suspects get reduced (in a nice touch after each pledger murder there's a shot of their Christmas stocking hanging on the mantelpiece) until the final girl - Danielle of course - goes head to head with the killer, who turns out to be...

I rather liked this film. Yes there's a lot of chatter - most of the movie involves the sorority house occupants sitting round talking - and the pacing is rather pedestrian, but the practical gore effects - including a beheading and that perennial favourite 'two on a spike' - are competent, and Escamilla spends quite a bit of time establishing the characters, who work well as an ensemble.

Dead by Christmas (USA 2018: Dir Armand Petri) For those of you who moan that movies should be able to deliver the goods within 90 minutes, rather than the two hours plus length of some features, along comes Armand Petri and shows how to sew the whole thing up in just under an hour (although relatively this is a rather bloated offering considering that his other 2018 film, Cajun Mystery, weighed in at just three quarters of an hour).

This one takes the questionable topic of church abuse - Spotlight this is not - when a group of former orphans return to the institution in which they were housed - and abused - as kids by the sinister Father Le Doux, who they in turn forced to kill himself.

Sister Mary Nicholas, who cared for the kids back in the day and who has remained at the St Jerome care home since its closure some years back, invites the now grown up former orphans for one last reunion. But one of their number, Sam, has died, reportedly taking his own life by gouging his eyes out. Not the usual means of ending it all then. Except that we know he didn't. He was visited at home by a freaky looking Santa Claus figure who did the gouging. And that same figure is about to make its appearance at the orphanage, with murder on his mind.

Dead by Christmas is nothing if not ambitious. It packs psychobabble, gore scenes, and self help homilies into its slender running time, and I liked its mix of social commentary and slasher antics. It also uses flashbacks well to piece together the story of what really happened at the orphanage, and wisely steers clear of any of the abuse details, concentrating instead on its impact on the assembled young people. It certainly doesn't outstay its welcome, and remains inventive and involving throughout, despite its micro budget and a range of acting styles.

Christmas Apparition (USA 2016: Dir Colleen Griffen) Griffen's second feature is actually also her first: originally released in 2013 as The Cold and the Quiet, it has since been repackaged under the slightly more genre title Christmas Apparition. Neither title really does justice to a film that for most of its running time is a rather creepy little thriller.

It's the end of term at college and student Emma (Katie O. Jones) hopes that, as usual, she can continue to stay on in her dormitory over the Christmas holidays. No such luck, as the college is replacing the heating system. It's telegraphed fairly early on that Emma is a girl with some issues, evidenced by an OCDness and a jar of pills at the side of the bed.

A chance meeting with a woman called Trish (Ellen Lancaster) in a cafe provides a possible solution to her accommodation issues: Trish has been let down at the last minute in her attempts to secure her usual babysitter so that she can get away from her kids for the holiday weekend. Emma, somewhat surprised, accepts the offer to look after Trish's kids (and Ralph the dog). After all it's her only option, based on a quick rejection by Emma's sister of her request to stay there, and a tense conversation with her mother which hints strongly that a return to the maternal home is not on the table.

A strange setup is made odder by the fact that when Emma arrives at Trish's house, the kids' mother has already left, leaving a bundle of cash and some emergency numbers on the table. Emma is left to meet the kids on her own: they are 17 year old Chrissy, a talented musician come wild child who needs no assistance in taking care of herself, and her silent, withdrawn brother William, who expresses himself via drawings and listening to classical music. A welcome present of a dead rat in her room should perhaps send Emma running for the hills, but she's determined to befriend the odd pair, and so begins a strange time of attempting to be surrogate mother for the weekend. But all the while her mental health threatens to make an already stranger situation more difficult to deal with, and William's drawings suggest the story of the real reason why their dad is no longer on the scene. While Christmas Apparition gets terribly muddled towards the end, for the most part this is a strange, alienating movie that really gets under the skin, aided by some terrific sound design by Joe Rabig and a great central performance by Katie O Jones.

Tuesday 24 December 2019

Top 10 Films of 2019

In no particular order, here are my big screen picks of the year...

1. Can You Ever Forgive Me? (USA: Dir Marielle Heller) Superb performances by Melissa McCarthy as the clever but ultimately artless forger Lee Israel and Richard E. Grant as her brittle confidante Jack Hock are just two of the reasons to watch this film; as an evocation of the now (almost) lost Manhattan bookstore community, it's a feature as sad as it is funny. Heller's first film after her excellent 2015 debut The Diary of a Teenage Girl, her talent in making bittersweet movies makes me look forward to her next, A Beautiful Day in the Neighbourhood, which opens early in 2020.

2. Diamantino (Portugal/France/Brazil: Dir Gabriel Abrantes, Daniel Schmidt) A delirious mix of polymorphously perverse relationships, Cronenberg-style bio horror and championship football, "Diamantino is an explosion of genres and styles that appears camp and flimsy but betrays a more steely heart. It's both knowing and naive, its over-the-topness redolent of classic Almdovar." With its stunning sets - a med lab looking more like a camp Bond villain lair - and sheer WTFness of its plot, in less capable hands this could have been a nightmare. An assured, truly bizarre film that it's impossible to second guess or classify.

3. Rocketman (UK/Canada/USA: Dir Dexter Fletcher) As the director bussed in to (unsuccessfully) rescue the woeful Bohemian Rhapsody, hopes weren't high for Dexter Fletcher's Elton John biopic. But from its opening Ken Russell-esque formation-dancing-in-the-suburbs rendition of 'The Bitch is Back' Rocketman giddily but confidently oscillates between the strident and the vulnerable (check the scene with Elton and Renata at their dining table). Taron Egerton is absolutely superb as Elton but the rest of the sometimes eccentric casting choices provide strong support. 

4. The Souvenir (UK/USA: Dir Joanna Hogg) Hogg's fourth feature is her most narratively straightforward film and one in which she injects large autobiographical elements to tell the story of a young woman beginning her filmmaking career in faux bohemian London of the early 1980s. Honor Swinton Byrne, who stars as the stand in Hogg Julie, acting alongside her real life mother Tilda Swinton (cast as Julie's mother Rosalind in the movie for added confusion/verisimilitude), is a picture of innocence: swept up in the attentions of Anthony (Tom Burke), an upper middle class drifter with a heroin habit and little to show for his life except a classical education, Julie is hopelessly drawn in to his chaotic and increasingly dangerous life. It's not a film for everyone - Hogg's pacing remains as glacial as ever - but it remains an entrancing study of people that we may not like but nevertheless end up caring about.

5. Midsommar (USA: Dir Ari Aster) Many have criticised Aster's follow up to the audience dividing Hereditary as being too lacking in tension and overly in thrall to its influences, namely The Wicker Man. Although its bum numbing length (2 hrs 27 mins, even longer in the recently released 'Director's cut' Blu Ray version) may have seemed offputting, for those that 'got it' (and I'm not being snobby about this, I promise you) Midsommar was a perfect length to languidly explore the customs and culture of the Swedish rural village preparing to celebrate the height of summer. The eternal sunlight of the region and the blissed out villagers masking an increasing sense of dread creates a stunning atmosphere of implied violence. Yes it's potentially silly, but I also found it bold, alienating and, yes, incredibly tense.

6. Knives and Skin (USA: Dir Jennifer Reeder) Not to be confused with this year's similarly titled faux giallo movie Knives + Heart, Reeder's film was one of my highlights at this year's FrightFest (it was also one which inspired a large number of walkouts at the Festival, many of the audience being suspicious of films which were 'arty' or 'pretentious,' a disappointing but commonly held view which is unlikely to see me revisiting the Festival in future years). In its dreamlike plotting and pace, it recalled the 1986 movie River's Edge, Twin Peaks and even Rian Johnson's Brick (2005): the story of the discovery of a dead schoolgirl causes tensions in class, among the faculty and local parents, with secrets coming to light during attempts to identify the killer. With a superb soundtrack (including haunting acapella versions of songs which appear on mixtapes discovered during the film) Knives and Skin was powerful, tragic and a genuine surprise.

7. Satanic Panic (USA: Dir Chelsea Stardust) Another FrightFest standout, this, together with choice number 8, delivered two of the best comedy horrors of the year (sorry Zombieland: Double Tap, you didn't quite make the grade) or indeed the last ten years." A genuinely funny, occasionally scary and definitely very subversive take on witchcraft movies of the 1970s, with a lot to say about class divisions in suburban USA," is how I described it, with standout performances from Hayley Griffith as Sam, a pizza delivery girl who gets more than she bargained for when she barges in on a posh social gathering looking for her tip, and Rebecca Romijn as the cult leader. With a great script by the excellent Grady Hendrix, this one never let up.

8. Ready or Not (Canada/USA: Dir Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett) My last pick from FrightFest "is an arch and sumptuously mounted horror comedy which is, at its roots, an amusing update of Irving Pichel and Ernest B. Schoedsack's classic chase thriller The Most Dangerous Game (1932)." Like Choice number 7, a resolutely anti Trumpean movie about the haves and the have nots, As well as the whip smart script and well paced action, the interiors of the groom's family's house in which new bride Grace (Samara Weaving) finds herself fighting for her life are truly sumptuous, Great fun with a very nasty edge.

9. Sator (USA: Dir Jordan Graham) Of all the films in my Top 10 this one, screened at the small but perfectly formed Soho Horror Film Festival, was the biggest surprise of all. It's pretty much a one person labour of love, and very abstract too (although when I spoke to the director after the screening he said that each and every shot was meticulously planned). Mood wise, although the movie is contemporary, it has the feel of The VVitch in its folk-horror intensity. It's about memory and grief, specifically the death of the director's grandmother who in the latter years of her life began spirit writing, including the name Sator in her scribblings. Real life footage of his late relative during her writing sessions is included in the film, and woven into a fictional narrative. In truth it's one of the strangest things I've seen on screen since my first exposure to David Lynch's Eraserhead nearly 40 years ago. Apparently Graham has struck a deal with the Shudder channel to screen it, so watch out.

10. Little Joe (UK: Dir Jessica Hausner) Chronologically the most recently seen of my Top 10 (and due out in the UK in February next year), Little Joe’s title refers to a genetically modified plant, a variant of a previous experiment developed to allow growths to be more durable, so that they don’t have to be watered as regularly as normal ones. The side effect of the last strain was the lack of scent from the flowers, but a new modification has not only rectified that but also developed a curious by-product: if carefully looked after and kept at the ideal temperature, the scent produced by the blooms will make people happy - but there's a further and more worrying side effect. Hausner's film nods to Invasion of the Body Snatchers but is as cool and detached as Cronenberg's early student films. An understated cast and veteran composer Teiji Ito’s jarring, discordant soundtrack make this an extraordinary, strange but compelling film.

Honorable mentions for Bait, Tucked, The Nightingale, Fanny Lye Deliver'd, Girl, Zombieland: Double Tap, Attack of the Demons, Jellyfish, Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood and The Irishman.

Wednesday 4 December 2019

Invasion Planet Earth (UK 2019: Dir Simon Cox)

Imagine. You're a filmmaker, maybe not in the first flush of youth. You've had one not very well publicised feature made years ago, but you have a project within you so ambitious in scope that it becomes an all consuming passion. But you have little resources, financially or technically, at your disposal, to realise the vision. So what do you do?

If you're Simon Cox, you crowdfund, you find some willing investors, and you learn how to achieve the effects you want onscreen yourself. And you exercise patience. A lot of patience. But boy was it worth it.

In the movie's 1980s prologue, a young boy, Tom, is glued to a TV show called 'Kaleidoscope Man' (the original title of the film, dropped when the director thought it might be too confusing). He dreams of being a superhero and saving the world - hold that thought.

Flash forward to now; Tom is all grown up (Simon Haycock) and things aren't going so well for him. He's still getting over his father's death, and Tom and his wife Mandy (Lucy Drive) also recently lost a child. Their heartbreak is slightly relieved when Mandy, a teacher, tells Tom that she's pregnant. "This is our new start," she tells him optimistically. So you know things aren't going to go well.

Later that day Tom, Mandy and various others in the town, including the local priest, are subject to the same weird hallucination; of apocalyptic scenes, explosions and burning cities. The vision is over as quickly as it began, but leaves all the witnesses shocked. At school Mandy tells the children the story of Noah and the ark. Tom is a doctor who works at a care home, managed by Claire Dove (Toyah Willcox, who gets to sing the end theme song too), which provides support for people with a range of mental health problems, and which is facing closure by the Council. Among the patients are Harriet, an angry woman with a narcissistic personality disorder (Julie Hoult), Floyd, a paranoid schizophrenic (Danny Steele) and manic depressive artist Samantha (Sophie Anderson) whose wild paintings include a representation of a mushroom cloud, part of the same hallucination experienced by Tom and the others.

The aliens strike in Simon Cox's Invasion Planet Earth

As if the hallucination was an early warning, it's not long before the real invasion comes to town. Amid the 'War of the Worlds' style devastation (the city of Birmingham, where the film was shot, mercifully survives, as does New York City, which is also toast in the film) a gigantic, three pronged spaceship dispenses hundreds of smaller harvester craft who, instead of decimating all of the population, hoover them up, transporting them into pods in which they are trapped, but still alive. Tom, Harriet, Floyd and Samantha seem to be hive mind linked, sharing each other's darkest fantasy nightmares: after the attack the group find themselves stranded on an alien planet. "This isn't home, is it?" asks one of them, and they'd be right. But their abandonment isn't random, and as the oddly assorted group slowly bond in the face of adversity, they become aware that others may be about to give them a higher purpose, particularly Tom, who may final realise his superhero dream.

Invasion Planet Earth is certainly not without its problems. Cox's idea for the movie dates back to 1999, and it was planned for production many times over the next twenty years, before finally being completed at the beginning of 2019. As a result the story lacks a little in cohesion - at times it feels like a DIY Lifeforce. Some of the effects sequences are better than others, and the big screen release it's about to get will show this up which may not go down so well with audiences used to more polished, and way bigger budgeted SFX movies.

But let's stand back a moment from those quibbles and take a look at what we have here. Cox has pulled off an amazing feat: an exciting ID4 style alien invasion movie with a real heart, and a payoff that provides hope among the onscreen carnage. He has assembled a credible cast who keep things very grounded and therefore believable, with special mention for Simon Haycock, a square jawed but fallible hero. Yes it does on occasion have the feel of a Sunday teatime TV series, but that's not a criticism: H G Wells's 'War of the Worlds' was as homespun as you like (it was the movie adaptations that removed the home-counties-in-peril atmosphere of the book) and in some ways Cox's film retains that domesticity, while adding in some very Arthur C Clarkean concepts. That's not to say that Invasion Planet Earth doesn't have spectacle: Cox reckons around 900 people were involved in the central alien attack sequence. And you have to admire a director whose tenacity had him learning special effects skills - yes the compositing on screen is mainly Cox's work - raising all the finance for the movie and even co-writing the end theme song, although praise is also due for Benjamin Symons' dramatic score. Excellent work all round.

Invasion Planet Earth is released in UK Cinemas from 5th December, Digital Download from 16th December and DVD from 30th December